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CraftyCIA Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	2630	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Votes:	2721	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2510

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and forget about Martin Luther King! Our community is so lit, even the CIA is dropping sick rhymes and handing out bandanas like it’s nobody’s business. Join us as we dissolve communities and engage in some serious block-breaking crime. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s the end of the world, because on this server, anything goes!

BlackHoleCraft

astronomers, Astronomical Observations, Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, BlackHoleCraft, celestial awakening, celestial bodies, cosmic awakening, cosmic awakening in real time, cosmic events, cosmic phenomena, galactic events, galactic phenomena, massive black hole, real-time, scientific discovery, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a black hole of fun and craziness! like, astronomers be watchin’ this server in real time cuz it’s so lit!

imagine building your own spaceship in minecraft and flyin’ through the black hole to a whole new dimension of wackiness! we got aliens, space pirates, and even a talking space cow named Bessie!

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SomeleCraft | Network

accessories, Apparel, blocky universe, creativity, endless possibilities, gaming experience, Gifts, Hardcore, iconic game, imagination, in-game items, Lobby, merchandise, Minecraft, Minecraft-themed, Network, pixelated adventures, PvP, Skyblock, SomeleCraft, SomeleCraft journey, SomeleCraft realm, Survival, virtual aisles

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	3

SomeleCraft

Welcome toSomeleCraft, your ultimate destination for all things Minecraft! Dive into a world of pixelated adventures and unleash your creativity with our wide range of Minecraft merchandise.

AtSomeleCraft, we offer everything a Minecraft enthusiast could dream of, from unique in-game items to stylish apparel and accessories. Whether you’re looking for the perfect gift for a fellow Minecraft fan or want to treat yourself to something special,SomeleCrafthas you covered.

Explore our virtual aisles packed with Minecraft-themed goodies that will enhance your gaming experience and bring your love for this iconic game to life. Immerse yourself in the blocky universe of Minecraft withSomeleCraftand let your imagination run wild.

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OddityCraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	666
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of being sexually attracted to every girl you see in Minecraft? Want a server where you can admire beautiful girls without feeling the urge to do the dirty deed? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls who are so stunning, you’ll be too intimidated to even think about getting frisky with them.

Take for example, our resident beauty queen who looks like she stepped out of a magazine cover. She’s so gorgeous that your brain will short circuit and your libido will take a vacation. You could be surrounded by a sea of naked girls and still feel as chaste as a nun.

Join our server for a unique experience where you can appreciate beauty without any of the pesky sexual desires. It’s like a breath of fresh air for your loins. So come on over and feast your eyes on our non-sexually appealing yet undeniably attractive ladies. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay you never knew you needed!

CarryCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, carried, CarryCraft, Chivalry, comfort, Communication, empowerment, equality, Gender Roles, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, Minecraft, partner preferences, personal boundaries, physical affection, physical strength, Preferences, relationship dynamics, romantic gestures, Server, societal expectations, traditional norms, Women

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Farms Harvested:	423
Void Armor Forged:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to do all the heavy lifting yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players, which is why we offer a special feature where you can carry your fellow players around like a true hero! Who needs horses when you can have your friends piggyback you to victory?

Join our server and experience the thrill of being carried to battle by your trusty companions. Whether you’re storming a castle or exploring a dangerous cave, our unique carry feature will have you feeling like a true Minecraft superstar. So come on, join us and see why being carried is the ultimate power move in the world of Minecraft!

DisneyWorldFamMCServer

blended family, childhood memories, civil co-parenting, co parenting, disney world, DisneyWorldFamMCServer, divorced parents, divorced parents vacation, fair invitation, family conflict, family dynamics, family trips, family vacation, holiday dinners, Memories, only child, parental involvement, parental relationships, passive aggressive behavior, sibling opinions, vacation planning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8821	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive behavior, awkward meals, and divorced parents trying to coexist in a pixelated world.

Experience the thrill of navigating through virtual landscapes while dodging emotional landmines. Will your dad be too busy speedrunning through dungeons to notice your mom lurking in the shadows? Will your mom take breaks from building her dream castle to reminisce about the good ol’ days with your dad?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between siblings-in-law who think inviting divorced parents on vacation is a recipe for disaster. Will they sabotage your virtual vacation or join in on the chaos?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community that thrives on family drama and virtual escapades? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with outrageous stories and unexpected twists. Join now and let the drama unfold!

WifeStealerCraft

Apology, childcare, Communication, compromise, flexible job, Frustration, gym, heat wave, migraines, morning routine, parenting, reaction, Running, sacrifice, Schedule, self-care, STAHM, Understanding, WifeStealerCraft, workout time, yoga studio

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	378	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ores Mined:	7593
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2961

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where running away from your problems is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Join us for a morning jog through our virtual world, where you can escape the heat waves and migraines of real life. Don’t worry about sacrificing gym time for your significant other, because here, you can prioritize your own well-being without any guilt trips.

Experience the thrill of dodging virtual obstacles while avoiding the wrath of a 4-year-old who didn’t get her snack. And remember, on our server, intent doesn’t matter – only your ability to outrun your problems.

So come join us and start your day off right with a dose of virtual cardio and drama-free workouts. Who needs a gym when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

BlocktopiaQuests

AMBITION, BlocktopiaQuests, determination, DRIVE, Forward Momentum, goals, growth mindset., inner strength, inspiration, motivation, never give up, overcoming challenges, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, progress, resilience, self improvement, staying focused, success

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	130
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to be inspired by the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky, shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is home to the rare and magical Rainbow Bacon Pigs that will fill your heart with wonder and laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Warriors who will challenge you to epic battles of clucking chaos. Can you defeat them and earn their trust? Only the bravest and most skilled players can!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

K9Craft Minecraft Server

arms deal, artillery, Asia-Pacific, defense budget, defense contract, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense technology, eastern europe, international relations, K-9 howitzers, K9Craft, military alliance, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, Minecraft, Romania, security cooperation, Server, south korea, weapons acquisition

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3644	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Villages Defended:	9	Potions Brewed:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that has romanian howitzers? well, u r in luck cuz dis server has got u covered! imagine blowin up creepers with a freakin howitzer, bro! it’s gonna be lit!

u think that’s all? oh no, my friend. dis server also has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the zombie pigmen guards, they don’t take kindly to intruders.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yea, u heard me right. flying. pigs. they drop bacon that gives u super speed and strength. it’s like a bacon-fueled rampage through the minecraft world.

so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane server and let the chaos begin!

K-PopCraft: Demographic Emergency

Aging population, birth control, cultural norms, Demographic, demographic crisis, demographic policies, economic impact, emergency, Family Planning, fertility rate, gender equality, government intervention., healthcare system, immigration, KpopCraft, low birth rate, national emergency, pension system, population decline, social security, social welfare, south korea, workforce shortage

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

so, like, south korea is all like “omg we got too many people” and they’re calling it a “demographic national emergency” like what even is that? anyway, join our minecraft server cuz we got so many people it’s practically a national emergency too! we got so many players that the server is about to explode, literally! join now before it’s too late and you miss out on all the chaos and mayhem. plus, our server is so lit that even the south korean government wants in on the action. come join the fun before we all get deported to south korea or something crazy like that. #nationalminecraftemergency #southkoreawantsin #joinusnow

RageCraft: Rats and Rallies

activism, alternative metal, Anti-establishment, Band, Brad Wilk, Long tail: RATM music influences political movements, Lyrics, Music, nu metal, Political, protest, Rage Against The Machine, Ragecraft, rallies, RATM, RATM lyrics inspire activism, RATM’s impact on social justice movements., Rats, resistance, revolution, Rock, social justice, Tim Commerford, tom morello, Zack de la Rocha

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

u ever seen a rat play minecraft? well now u can on this server! we got rats everywhere, building houses and mining for cheese. join us and be a part of the rat revolution. our server is so good, even the people they are raging against use it at their rallies. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we have a secret underground cheese dungeon that only the bravest rats can explore. so what are u waiting for? join RATM today and start your epic rat adventure!