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Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness! -
Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! -
XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?
So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!
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Farting & Laughing: The Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where the gender ratio is off the charts! we have so many men getting picked off for farting and laughing, it’s a real party up in here! you won’t find a more hilarious and chaotic server anywhere else. join us for a good time and lots of laughs, just watch out for those deadly farts! -
ALPINA Geopol
Welcome to Alpina Geopol Season 1 – Cold War Space Race set in 1958
FRESH 1 WEEK OLD SEASON!
We are a heavily modded geopolitical server with balanced, intentional design and gameplay experiences for every kind of player. We run a 1:1000 scale of a real Earth map – come write your name in our server’s history books!
Playing on Alpina revolves around core goals and interacting with core gameplay mods:
Features Description Custom Modpack Chock-full of exciting mods including Create Mod, trains, cannons, and more/Immersive Engineering Nations Join a nation or start your own before joining Space Race Be the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra Warfare Wage war with period-accurate weaponry and technology from the TCAZ mod Land Expansion Expand your land by building in your nation to annex more territory Trade and Economy Trade materials, weapons, and energy with other players Voice Chat Simple voice chat and chunk claiming/protection for cooperation and land protection Join our Discord Server for more information on mods and our world! We hope to see you soon!
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join a nation? You can join a nation by checking our claim map channel and making a ticket. Can I start my own nation? Yes, you can start your own nation before joining. How do I participate in the Space Race? You can participate in the Space Race by being the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra. Is there a player-run economy? Yes, there is a player-run economy supplemented by our Admin Shop hubs. -
MysticCraft Land 1.21
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we blame everything on the Belgians! Yeah, forget about those boring old “jews,” we’re all about pointing fingers at the Belgians now. Trust me, it’s a wild ride full of crazy conspiracies and hilarious accusations. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame everything on the Belgians together! -
YogaCraze30minsLate
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my girlfriend on the day of her yoga certification class? Look no further! Our server is as unpredictable as her last-minute freak out!Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the car ride to the yoga studio. Will you be crying tears of joy from the fun or tears of frustration from the challenges? Who knows!
Just like my confusion about the timing of the yoga class, you’ll be scratching your head trying to figure out the next move in the game. Will you be early or late to the next big event? Only time will tell!
So come join us on our server where assumptions are key, just like assuming you know what your girlfriend needs without her telling you. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to navigate through her emotional rollercoaster!
Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs yoga when you can stretch your limits in our Minecraft world?
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RedditHaterMC SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. So if you hate boring old Reddit, come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! -
Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft servers! We’ve got more positions than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored again. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “What is the best sex position? Oh, it’s definitely on this server!”