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Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, BULLku, Chad, chainsaw, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, Demons, FANTASY, Gore, man, Manga, Masculinity, Minecraft, pounded, power dynamics, Reminder Powerfag, SHITsa, SHONEN, sissy, smp, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	4648
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the powerfags and SHITsas get absolutely wrecked by the BULLku chads! If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is filled with colorful characters, from the overly competitive try-hards to the laid-back builders who just want to chill and create.

But beware, the BULLku chads are always on the prowl, ready to assert their dominance and make sure everyone knows who’s boss. Will you rise to the challenge and take them down, or will you join forces with them and become a force to be reckoned with?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen (or the Nether, in this case).

Blocky Babes and Creepers: Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant flying chickens, build a castle out of nothing but cheese, and answer ridiculous questions like “Which woman would you want to give a cum facial to the most?” Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World!

Africa, boyfriends, chuds, creampied, DesiCraft, DOMINATING, Husbands, improving, Indians, Innovating, Media, memes, Minecraft, movies, Politics, rule, slav females, success, tech CEOs, tiktok, tv shows, twitter, white women, world, Worshiped

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Potions Brewed:	76	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you ready to join the most unstoppable force in the world of Minecraft? Our server is filled with dominating Indians who are taking over the tech world, politics, and even the hearts of white women across the globe. We are innovating, improving, and cream-pieing our way to the top. Join us and witness the rise of the Indian race in media, movies, and TV shows. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic journey to domination. Join now and become a part of the Indian revolution in Minecraft!

Blocky Shenanigans: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventure, Anon, battle, blocky, challenge, companions, CREEPERS, Defeat, Enter the world, Exploration, FANTASY, fear, Gaming, grind lucky animals, Journey, online gaming, Quest, role playing, Shenanigans, stop PK’s, strategy, teamwork, Tread, Victory, virtual world

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Votes:	6826	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to grind some lucky animals and stop those pesky PKs (Player Killers)!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild chicken appears with a golden egg that grants you three wishes! But be careful, because the PKs are lurking around every corner, ready to steal your loot and challenge you to a duel in the arena of doom.

But fear not, because on this server, you’ll also encounter friendly NPCs like the magical llama who can grant you special powers and the talking sheep who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! Remember, on this server, anything is possible – even riding a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. Let’s do this, anon!

SnekCraft: Where the serpent slithers through your pixelated adventures!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fearless Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with red waves and blue picket lines. The who are you’s were no match for their epic building skills and PvP prowess.

But that’s not all! On our server, the next movement is like a slither up or down the pole of greatness. You’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the most insane Minecraft server out there!

GenieCraft: Where wishes come true and creepers go boom! Join Jigger on epic adventures! #MagicMinecraftMadness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Greetings, fellow Minecrafters! Welcome to a server where wishes come true, quite literally! Meet Jigger the Genie, who is here to grant you one wish in the Minecraft world. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. How about a pet dragon to ride around on? Consider it done. Jigger is at your service, ready to make your wildest dreams a reality in this magical Minecraft server.

But beware, for once your wish is granted, there’s no going back! So choose wisely, or you might end up with a herd of exploding sheep following you around everywhere. Trust us, we’ve seen it happen before.

Join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible, and where Jigger the Genie is waiting to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, be careful what you wish for!

Frontier Fails: A Minecraft Server for Wild West Wannabes

American West, Colonization, Conquest, cultural appropriation, Expansion, Exploration, Fails, Frontier, frontier mentality, historical amnesia, History, imperialism, indigenous peoples, manifest destiny, Minecraft, native americans, political implications, power dynamics, racial dynamics, Server, SETTLEMENT, social justice, Wannabes, West, White Man, Wild

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of the White Man forgetting how to tame the Frontier in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where the only political implications are whether you choose to befriend the creepers or the zombies. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Frontier like never before!

Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

blocky, BOOTY, Call, Coitus, Commitment, Communication, emotional connection, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, Intimacy, love, mental health, personal growth, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, self love, self worth, self-care, sexual health, Trust, Wont

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Gods Slained:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3285	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you happier than a pig in a mud bath? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why waste your time with coitus when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join our server and become part of a community that is more tight-knit than a spider’s web. We have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our virtual landscapes are so breathtaking they’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets he left behind?

So ditch the coitus and join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

CountryCraft: Yeehaw Edition

Anthem, British, British Isles, CountryCraft, culture, Edition, england, Flag, heritage, History, London, Monarchy, Music, national anthem, Official Theme Song, Patriotic, Post Country, pride, scotland, Theme Songs, tradition, uk, United Kingdom, Yeehaw

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the official theme song of the UK, played on repeat 24/7. Imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of bagpipes and drums. It’s a truly immersive experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

IdolCraft – Where Creepers Stan K-pop and Endermen Dance Like Idols

coni confetti, CREEPERS, Dance, e-sekai, endermen, Endless, fuyo cloverfield, genesis, Idol, idol company, idol corp, IdolCraft, idolEN, IDOLS, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Kpop, Momo Otako, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Prism, rin penrose, roca rourin, stan, tsunderia, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, yuko yurei

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7530
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where the mobs are as wild as the players! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing like a villager with a carrot.

Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We’ve got YouTubers like Kattarina Qutie and Nikki Rei leading the charge, taking on challenges that make mining for diamonds look like child’s play.

But wait, there’s more! Our Endless world is filled with characters like Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, and Momo Otako who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get us started on the idol Friends like Prism, Phase Connect, and V-Dere – they’ll make you feel like you’re in a virtual concert!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FurryCraft: Where Minecraft meets furfaggotry in the most hilarious way possible!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5262	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become part of a community that will make you question all your life choices! Our server is so wild, it turned someone into a furfaggot! But don’t worry, we promise not to lead you down that same path…probably. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and life lessons you’ll learn on our server. Just remember, trust no one, except maybe our friendly moderators who are definitely not secretly plotting to overthrow the server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos and questionable decisions!