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Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, BULLku, Chad, chainsaw, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, Demons, FANTASY, Gore, man, Manga, Masculinity, Minecraft, pounded, power dynamics, Reminder Powerfag, SHITsa, SHONEN, sissy, smp, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	7405

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the powerfags and SHITsas get absolutely wrecked by the BULLku chads! If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is filled with colorful characters, from the overly competitive try-hards to the laid-back builders who just want to chill and create.

But beware, the BULLku chads are always on the prowl, ready to assert their dominance and make sure everyone knows who’s boss. Will you rise to the challenge and take them down, or will you join forces with them and become a force to be reckoned with?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen (or the Nether, in this case).

SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP

delisted, digital distribution., digital rights management, game availability, game development, game licensing, game preservation, game removal, game sales, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, online store, Release, Remaster, speculation, Steam, SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP, update, video game

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2096
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most lit parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into a flying pig with laser eyes. Plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you infinite health and super speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now before it gets delisted from Steam for being too crazy and chaotic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Dad’sPassNoWait Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boyfriend, Communication, crazy, DadsPassNoWait, DAUGHTER, decision, family, Father, Future, home, House, Inheritance, life together, Minecraft, Morbid, moving on, next step, passing away, Plans, relationship, Server, unrealistic, Waiting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have real-life soap opera drama happening every day!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 39-year-old woman, her 42-year-old boyfriend, and her 4-year-old daughter as they navigate love, betrayal, and inheritance disputes. Will the boyfriend inherit the house and refuse to move out, causing chaos and mayhem in their virtual world? Only time will tell!

Forget about building pixelated castles and farms, come join us for the ultimate reality show experience in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LaundryGriefer420

anger, apartment complex, baskets, clothes, clothing, dryer, errands, laundromat, Laundry, laundry loads, laundry room, LaundryGriefer420, open dryers, Peace, rapid speed, Timer, Touch, Walmart, washers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with laundry thieves like the one in this story! Join us and never worry about someone touching your virtual blocks without permission.

Our server is filled with magical dryers that dry your clothes at lightning speed, so you can focus on building the most epic structures without any interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no touching other players’ items” policy, so you can rest assured that your creations are safe from any pesky laundry snatchers.

Join us now and experience a world where your virtual belongings are always respected, and where you can unleash your creativity without any laundry-related drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret laundromat dungeon filled with enchanted washing machines and mystical dryers. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

StrugglinSMP – What’s a struggle that only makes sense once it’s yours?

sense, Struggle, StrugglinSMP, whats

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only struggle is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of survival skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb your selfies and the elusive Creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our SMP! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a lot of TNT, because you’re gonna need it.

StealMyDiamondsCraft

consequences, crime, desire, dishonesty, dream, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, Greed, heist, hypothetical scenario, moral dilemma, Perfect Crime, Risk, secrecy, stealing, StealMyDiamondsCraft, temptation, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	252	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you dream of a life of crime and mischief? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can steal to your heart’s content without any consequences! That’s right, no pesky police officers or jail time here, just pure thievery and chaos!

Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!

AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

ambulance attack, AmbulanceCraft, civilian casualties, conflict zone, emergency medical services, emergency response, human rights violation, humanitarian crisis, injured civilians, injured man, international law violation, Kherson, medical personnel, medics injured, military aggression, Minecraft, Russian forces, Server, targeted attack, ukraine conflict, violence against healthcare workers, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2524	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Love Letters Sent:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian forces are attacking ambulances for no reason, like seriously wtf bro. we got medics getting injured left and right trying to save lives but these russians just dont care. if you want some crazy action and intense battles, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the russians and plan your revenge. join now before the russians take over the whole server, save the medics, save the world!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

army chief, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, european politics, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military presence, military strategy, national defense, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial boundaries, territorial control, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mines Excavated:	3118	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

haha, ukraine be like “i take over russia land, no big deal” 😂 come join our minecraft server where we take over lands like ukraine! we have epic battles and crazy wars, you can be a part of the action! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! join now and be a part of the madness! 🤪🎮💎 #minecraftmadness #ukrainetakeover

VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition

cardiac health, Cardiology, Conventional Etiologies, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination, disease management, Edition, health outcomes, Heart condition, Heart Disease, HEARTBREAK, Long-term Health, long-term prognosis, Medical research, Medical Treatment, Myocarditis, patient care, Patients, SARS-CoV-2 Infection, vaccination risks, vaccine side effects, VaxCraft2021, viral infections

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	6542	Dimension Hops:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, bro? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory! We got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns poopin’ rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out on weekends.

If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Welcome to MineTurf Prisons, where the only thing more intense than the PvP is trying to escape our gourmet prison cuisine!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Community, cuisine, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Escape, Free Ranks, Gaming, Gourmet, Grinding, INTENSE, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Minecraft, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Play, Prison, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Server, supply crates

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features

Free Ranks by Grinding
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz
Are there any free ranks available?	Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game
What are some of the custom features on the server?	Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more
Is there a PvP arena on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones

CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Maya, cave, Cavecraft, cenote, cenote diving, collapse, Costco, geological formations, geological sites, groundwater, limestone bedrock, Mayan civilization, mexico, Minecraft, natural pit, Natural wonders, Sacred sites, sacrificial offerings, Server, sinkhole, underground water, water supplies, Yucatán

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore ancient cenotes near a Costco in Yucatán! Dive into the depths of these natural pits and uncover hidden treasures left behind by the Ancient Maya. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a sacrificial offering or two!

But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?