shitpost español – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky Twitch Streams

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted saddle. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft superstar with a loyal following of chickens cheering you on!

Anon’s Epic Fail Adventure: Minecraft Madness

#venting, Adventure, afraid, Anon, Anons, anxiety, bad day, Challenges, coping, emotions, Epic, Fail, fear, Frustration, just one, madness, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overwhelmed, resilience, self-care, stress, Struggling, Support, those days

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. A mansion made entirely of cake? Consider it built. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja sheep lurking in the shadows… they’re known for their deadly karate chops.

CubeCadia: Where Minecraft dreams come true except for when you fall into a pit of creepers

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Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.5

Features Offered

Dungeons	This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight!
Player Warps / Shops	Make your own shopping district or your own warp!
Custom Items	We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items!
Custom Fishing	Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming	Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms!
Custom Mining	Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards	Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards!
Daily Bosses	We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards!
Quests	We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests!
Jobs	Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
Cross Play	You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation!

Links

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giivGl3huoo
Discord: https://discord.gg/cubecadia

FAQ

What version does the server support?

The server supports version 1.19 – 1.20.5.

What unique features does the server offer?

Some of the unique features include dungeons with custom items and mobs, player warps/shops, over 200 custom items, custom fishing and farming, custom mining with special rewards, daily bosses, quests, jobs, and cross-play compatibility.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.cubecadia.net and Bedrock Port 19132.

WalpurgisCraft: Where witches and creepers party all night long!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting a move on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your pickaxe breaks from all the fun!

Multinational Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Swedish royal family…who are actually a mix of French-Swedish-German-Finnish-Brazilian-American mutts! Talk about an international mix!

Join our server for a chance to build alongside royalty and experience the most diverse group of players you’ll ever meet. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the royal corgis roaming around the virtual castle.

So why wait? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with a royal family of mutts?

Fundings

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Fundings! Fundings is a freshly released LifeSteal SMP server with unique features and professionally coded.

fundings.minehut.gg

DogCraft

1.20, Active, amazing, Bangla, bangladesh, bedrock, crossplay, Dogcraft, Economy, English, Friendly, Fun, java, Minecraft, Play.QenCraft.fun, QenCraft, Server, Survival

Looking for an ACTIVE friendly fun amazing Survival server? QenCraft Bangladesh Java or Bedrock: BEDROCK + JAVA CROSSPLAY! Version: Latest 1.20+ For Bedrock & Java! Realm / Server: SERVER! Session Time: Any time u want! Gametype: Survival Language: English,bangla Server ip: play.QenCraft.fun

play.qencraft.fun:5932

Grimwald SMP Java, Where Minecrafters Band Together to Accidentally Blow Up Their Creations, Join Us!

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About Us

We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features:

Proximity Voicechat	Optional feature for players
Vanilla Tweaks Datapacks	Quality of life improvements
Coreprotect	Protects server against theft and griefing
Hard difficulty	Increased challenge for players
Democracy	Player voting on major decisions
Updates	New versions implemented quickly
Vanilla-like configs	TNT, rail, and carpet duping allowed
Friendly community	Welcoming atmosphere for all players
Minigames and events	Engaging activities for players
Group projects	Collaborative building opportunities
No pay to win	No advantages gained through payment

Apply Here:

Application Form

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by filling out the application form linked above. Once approved, you will receive the server information to connect.

Q: Are griefing and hacking allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to protect the server from griefers and hackers. Action will be taken against those who violate the rules.

Q: Can I use the proximity voicechat feature?

A: Yes, the proximity voicechat feature is optional for players to use if they wish to communicate with others in-game.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: We aim to maintain a vanilla-like experience with some quality of life improvements. However, certain exploits may be restricted to ensure fair play for all players.

AFCRAFT VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	AFCRAFT
Large player base	Tight-knit community
Many different game modes	Survival world and minigames lobby
Frequent updates and events	Weekly community events
Variety of cosmetics and perks	Focus on gameplay and community
Professional server management	Friendly and welcoming atmosphere

FAQ:

1. How many players are typically online on Hypixel compared to AFCRAFT? – Hypixel has a much larger player base, with thousands of players online at any given time. AFCRAFT has over 3,000 unique players who have joined so far.

2. What types of game modes are available on each server? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes, including popular ones like Skyblock, Bedwars, and Skywars. AFCRAFT offers a survival world and a minigames lobby with games like Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, and Quake.

3. How often do events occur on each server? – Hypixel has frequent updates and events, while AFCRAFT holds weekly community events like build competitions and scavenger hunts.

4. Are there any pay-to-win elements on either server? – Hypixel offers cosmetics and perks that can be purchased, while AFCRAFT focuses on gameplay and community without pay-to-win elements.

5. How is the community atmosphere different on each server? – Hypixel has a professional server management team, while AFCRAFT prides itself on its friendly and welcoming atmosphere with a tight-knit community.

Crafty Loggers: Where Trees Aren’t Safe!

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Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! This server is like no other, filled with unicorns, dragons, and even a secret underground society of talking potatoes.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie llamas, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted banana.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Enderchicken, a creature so powerful that even the bravest players tremble at the mere mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg as your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Log in now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!