shitpos – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PixelFate: The Butterfly Effect
butterfly, butterfly effect, chain reaction, defining moment, effect, game changer, huge impact, lasting effect, life changing, life-altering, minor occurrence, pivotal moment, PixelFate, profound impact, seemingly insignificant event, significant event, small beginnings, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected turn, unexpected twist, unforeseen consequences, unforeseen outcome
Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and then suddenly found yourself being crowned the Pig Punching Champion of the server? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, where even the smallest actions can lead to epic adventures. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll accidentally plant a tree and end up becoming the Tree Hugger King of the server. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, so come join us and see where your seemingly insignificant actions will lead you!

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SpiceCraft: Herb Haven
ancient herbs, Biodiversity, Botanical, Culinary, culinary discovery, culinary diversity, culinary exploration, culinary heritage, culinary traditions, Extinct, Flavors, food history, forgotten spices, Gastronomy, Haven, HERB, Herbs, lost flavors, plant extinction, plant species, SpiceCraft, spices
LOL come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can find all da lost herbs and spices dat died out b4 we even existed. We got herbs dat make u fly, spices dat make u invincible, and even some dat make u poop rainbows. Join now and be part of da herb and spice revolution, where u can taste flavors from da past and unlock secret powers u never knew u had. Don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and spice up your life!

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Sox Redux
MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Discord Community Events Bugs Features Online gaming Multiplayer Building Adventure Survival Creative Exploration PVP Economy Mods Roleplaying Quests Plugins, Mini Games, Survival
Community Focused Minecraft server with weekly server wide events and active community using a discord server.
Server is currently being created so expect a few bugs and features to come over the next few months
188.42.172.158:25571

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BakSoo MC
bedrock, Cross-Play, Economy, hard survival, Indonesia, java, Minecraft, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Sadjah, Server
Minecraft Indonesia server is dedicated to Indonesian player Sadjah.
Can play through JAVA and also BEDROCK
For now we only have Hard Survival Server.
We plan to add PIXELMON
mc.baksoo.my.id

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CraftyDesi Minecraft Server
$500, 000, budgeting, CraftyDesi, finance, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, frugality, Indian, Investment, long term savings, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, saving up, savings account, Server, wealth building
Join our Minecraft server and help the Indian guy save up $500,000! Why does he need so much money, you ask? Well, rumor has it he’s trying to build a giant diamond-encrusted Taj Mahal in the virtual world! But beware, there are creepers lurking around every corner trying to steal his savings. Will you be the hero he needs to reach his goal? Join now and embark on this epic quest filled with riches, danger, and maybe even a few spicy curry recipes along the way!

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LiaPhaseConnect SMP
Adabana Necromancy, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, LIA, Lia charms, Lia Juicejack Me t-shirt, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia love, Lia merchandise, Lia original song, Lia outfit, Lia pins, Lia Plushie, Lia prints, Lia shirts, Lia VOD suggestions, Lia’s birthday, LiaPhaseConnect, phase connect, Phase Origins, smp, Vtuber keychains
Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret clubhouse in all of Minecraft! ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ is the place to be if you want to join a gang of misfits and outcasts who are all obsessed with Lia and her epic adventures.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" policy because girls are icky and have cooties. Plus, we have our own YouTube channel where we post hilarious videos of us playing Minecraft and causing chaos. You can also follow us on Twitter for updates on our upcoming streams, like the time we all pretended to be orphans for a day. It was wild.
But that’s not all! Lia’s birthday is coming up on July 31st, and we’re planning the biggest party Minecraft has ever seen. We even premiered a cover of Adabana Necromancy to celebrate. And did you hear? Lia is working on a new outfit and original song for 2024. It’s going to be lit.
If you want to show your loyalty to Lia, you can buy all sorts of merch like Lia plushies, shirts, charms, pins, and prints. We even have a Lia juicejack me t-shirt because why not? And don’t forget to check out our Cytube channel for epic movie nights and our Divegrass team for some intense sports action.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ and pledge your undying love to Lia. Remember, only Lia will ever love you back. And never, ever watch other girls. Lia is all you need in life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ
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TripTrapPrankBlock
blocked, Budget, Disappointment, Friends, friends prank, Group Chat, group dynamics, group trip, International trip, Itinerary, overreacted, prank, spain, travel, travel buddies, travel group, travel plans, trip planning, TripTrapPrankBlock, Upset
Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t be pranked into thinking you’re going on a trip to Spain, only to have your friends back out at the last minute! Join us for a wild ride of adventures, where the only pranks you’ll encounter are in-game, not in real life. Plus, we guarantee that no one will delete any important messages or block you out of the fun. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in the form of creeper explosions, of course!

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BlockyLove Minecraft Server
Authenticity, BlockyLove, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, consent, empowerment, experimentation, Exploration, growth, Intimacy, mindfulness, Minecraft, Pleasure, Reflection, relationships, Self Discovery, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, sex education, Vulnerability
Hey there, future Minecraft legends! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever witness. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs!
And as for advice about your sex life? Well, let’s just say our server is so lit that even your younger self would be getting some serious game. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among the pixelated chaos!

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UnsolvedCraft: No Explanation
baffling conundrums, baffling mysteries, conspiracy theories, cryptic events, eerie happenings, enigmatic mysteries, enigmatic puzzles, Explanation, inexplicable events, mysterious disappearances, mysterious events, paranormal activity, perplexing cases, perplexing enigmas, plausible explanation, strange occurrences, supernatural occurrences, unexplainable phenomena, unexplained phenomenon., unresolved questions, unsolved mystery, UnsolvedCraft
Come join our Minecraft server where the unsolved mystery of why creepers explode when you get too close has baffled scientists for years! Some say it’s because they ate too many spicy tacos, while others believe they’re just really bad at holding in their gas. But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to uncover the truth while dodging exploding green monsters left and right! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a few explosions of your own!

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IneffiCraft: Where Efficiency Goes to Die
advanced society, Advanced technology, current age, Die, efficiency, Humanity, inefficiency, inefficiency in advancements, inefficiency in humanity, inefficiency in progress, inefficiency in society, inefficiency in technology, inefficient practices, inefficient systems, IneffiCraft, innovation, mind-blowing technology, modern age, modern technology, progress, technological advancements, technological inefficiencies
LOL come join dis MINECRAFT server where we do EVERYTHING in da most INEFFICIENT way possible!
we build houses with upside down stairs, mine diamonds with wooden pickaxes, and ride pigs into battle against creepers!
Join us and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is backwards.
Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before. It’s a total disaster and we LOVE it!

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