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LatvianBoomCraft Minecraft Server

airspace violation, border security, Defense, defense ministry, Drone crash, drone incident, drone technology, Explosives, foreign relations, incident report, international incident, investigation, LATVIA, LatvianBoomCraft, Military, Minecraft, national security, Russian drone, security breach, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	6700
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mines Excavated:	4824	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so, like, there was this russian drone, right? and it like, crashed in latvia. but get this, it was carrying EXPLOSIVES. like, what were they planning to do with that? blow up some creepers in minecraft or something?

anyways, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some crazy adventures. we got secret missions, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few exploding drones (just kidding, please don’t sue us). but seriously, if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a russian drone carrying explosives, then this is the place for you. come join us and let’s blow up some blocks together!

ChemicalCraft440

AUGUST, chemical attacks, chemical warfare, ChemicalCraft440, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, human rights violations, international conflict, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, military intervention, Military operations, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian army, security threats, Ukrainian troops, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we have more action than the Russian army launching chemical attacks on Ukrainian troops! We got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! Build your own army of blocky soldiers and conquer the virtual world! Who needs real war when you can have epic battles in Minecraft?! Join now and let the madness begin!

Hot Lava Love – The Dating Server

ancient warming, calibrating age models, DATING, deep-sea sediment cores, high-precision, hot, lava, love, major eruptions, Miocene Climate Optimum, novel approach, Server, U-Pb geochronology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runes Activated:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s hotter than a volcano erupting before it even erupts, ya feel me? we got high-precision U-Pb geochronology for the Miocene Climate Optimum, whatever that means, but it sounds fancy AF. and get dis, we got a novel approach for calibrating age models in deep-sea sediment cores, like who even thinks of dat stuff?

but wait, there’s more! we got mobs crazier than a pack of wild llamas on a sugar rush, we got dungeons deeper than your ex’s commitment issues, and we got loot better than finding diamonds in a pile of dirt.

so come join us on dis server, where the only thing hotter than our lava is the friendships you’ll make along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next creeper party.

What Minecraft servers are similar to sVanilla Survival ?

back to basics, Community, crystal, Dedicated, Experience, free, Land Claims, Large, Map, modifications, Never Resets, old school, player-driven, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Raiding, Roots, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Some similar Minecraft servers to sVanilla Survival include:

1. Pure Vanilla MC – Pure Vanilla MC offers a similar vanilla survival experience with minimal modifications. Players can enjoy a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

2. VanillaCraft – VanillaCraft focuses on providing a classic vanilla survival experience with a strong emphasis on community building and cooperation. Players can explore a vast world, engage in PvP battles, and participate in community events.

3. SimpleSurvival – SimpleSurvival offers a stripped-down vanilla survival experience with a focus on simplicity and minimalism. Players can enjoy a large map, no land claims, and a friendly community of players.

4. Semi-Vanilla Survival – Semi-Vanilla Survival strikes a balance between vanilla gameplay and added features. Players can experience a mix of traditional survival elements with enhancements such as player shops, custom plugins, and mini-games.

5. True Vanilla – True Vanilla aims to provide a true vanilla survival experience with no added modifications or plugins. Players can enjoy a pure and authentic gameplay experience with a dedicated community of like-minded players.

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MineLux Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Best Anti Cheat Best Staff Team Invite Rewards Custom Plugins Keyall 1x Every hour! Pinata Partys Custom Ranks!

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LifestealSurvival

{Spawn Island}, Crafting, death, Eliminated, exp, extra hearts, Hearts, hostile mobs, Levelledmobs, LifeSteal, Loot, Player hearts, Players, Plugins, PvP, revive beacon, Survival, Tpa, Trading

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Survival – with some extra plugins. LevelledMobs – hostile mobs get stronger and faster, as you travel further from spawn, but also drop more loot and exp, no custom loot. Lifesteal- kill other players, to gain extra hearts, victim will lose a heart. You can craft hearts yourself, though they are expensive. You can have up to 20 hearts. Player hearts will decrease with every death. If one loses too many hearts, they will become eliminated. At this point, only other players can revive you through Revive Beacon. Also tpa and Trading plugin is available and PVP is disabled on spawn island. Have fun!

198.244.176.183:25600

Charged Creeper: The Server Where You’ll Explode with Laughter [SMP] – No Square or Curly Shenanigans!

Adventure, Biomes, Builds, Charged, Community, Creative, creeper, Curly, Custom, Economy, Events, explode, Exploration, Farms, Laughter, Minigames, Monsters, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Resources, Server, Shenanigans, Skyblock, smp, Square, Survival, Youll

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6111

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
RPG Experience
QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps, and more for quality of life improvements.
Voting System
Player Economy	Player-owned and operated economy where you can sell items at your chosen price.
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different platforms and MC versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.
Discord Integration	Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting.
Help Menu	Custom Help menu available 24/7 for assistance.

FAQ:

1. Is there any whitelist to join the server?

No, the server is not whitelisted and all are welcome to join.

2. How can I join the server on Java edition?

You can join using the IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

3. What is the Bedrock port for the server?

The Bedrock port is 25566.

4. How can I access the Discord channel for the server?

You can join the Discord channel here.

Cringe Memes Minecraft Server

Anime, anime memes, anime memes now, cringe, Cringe anime, cringe anime memes, cringe anime memes now, cringe memes, cringe memes now, cringe now, memes, Minecraft, post anime memes, post cringe anime, post cringe anime memes, post cringe memes, post cringe memes now, post cringe now, post memes, Post-Anime, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we post anime memes that are so cringe, they’ll make you question your entire existence!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the only rule is to never take yourself too seriously. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to joke around and have a good time.

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like “Build Battle: Anime Edition” where players compete to build the most ridiculous anime-inspired creations. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Cringe Corner” where players gather to share their most embarrassing anime memes.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! Just remember, if you can’t handle the cringe, then this server might not be for you.

Sonic x Elise Minecraft SMP: Ahead of Its Time

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	6345	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	192	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3779	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like Sonic x Elise – ahead of its time and totally mind-blowing! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PetParadise SMP: No Fear Pets!

fear, PetParadise, Pets, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can have any animal you want as a pet! Want a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire? Done. How about a pet unicorn that farts glitter? You got it. And don’t worry, these pets won’t turn on you and eat your face off – they’ll be happy to be by your side, causing chaos and hilarity wherever you go.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Queen, who rules over her kingdom of clucking minions with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Chicken King? Or will you join her army of feathered fiends and conquer the land with an army of poultry?

So come join us for a wild ride of pet shenanigans, epic battles, and ridiculous adventures. Who knows what crazy creatures and antics await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!