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ShitholeCraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of driving modern cars in the shithole belt! Forget about century-old rust buckets, because thanks to China, we’ve got all the latest models for you to cruise around in.

Join our server and explore cities like Havana, where the streets are now filled with sleek, shiny cars that will make you feel like a boss. Who needs sovl when you can have the latest technology at your fingertips?

So come on, hop on our server and show off your driving skills in style. Who knows, you might even spot a flying car or two, because anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BoomerCraft: The OG Minecraft Server for Oldies

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4241	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2987
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server for the ancient fossils out there! Are you older than dirt? Have you been around since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth? Well, this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where you can build your very own retirement home out of diamond blocks and ride around on prehistoric creatures instead of horses.

Our server is so old, even the creepers have gray hair and the zombies are just looking for their dentures. But don’t worry, we have plenty of age-defying potions to keep you feeling young and spry.

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a bunch of old farts just like you. Who needs youth when you have a server full of wise old gamers who can still kick butt and take names? Join us now and let’s show those young whippersnappers how it’s done!

CraftyMcCraftface: Server No. 917216414 LOLz

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIMENSION-HOPPING PORTALS. They hopped through one and found themselves in a land made entirely of CANDY! They rode on a RAINBOW unicorn and battled evil gummy bears. It was a wild adventure that could only happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA who can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a RAINBOW tornado to protect you from any danger. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret DISCO PARTY room where you can boogie down with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life!

NekoCraft: Where Creeper Meets Kawaii in Japan

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Items Found:	2107	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of reality crushing your dreams of living in Japan? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual Japan complete with sushi restaurants, cherry blossom trees, and even a pixelated Mt. Fuji! Join us and escape to a world where you can finally live out your Japanese dreams without ever leaving your computer screen. Who needs a plane ticket when you have Minecraft, am I right? 😉🍣🌸

Crafty Cunts & Big Niggas Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with your friends and big niggas from all over the world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the craziness of it all that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most lit and hype Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

200 Hour Minecraft Madness: Elden Ring Edition

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll spend more time playing than it takes to beat Elden Ring + DLC blindfolded! That’s right, we guarantee at least 200 hours of non-stop fun and adventure.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with creepers that moonwalk, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond disco where you can boogie with Endermen and party with pigs in top hats.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon with a carrot, then join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

LabRatsCraft: Where Dexter’s Lab meets Minecraft madness!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llama-riding pandas ready to show you around. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of diamond blocks guarded by a pet creeper named Bob?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. Winner gets a golden toilet as a trophy!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether Disco Club where the zombie pigmen know how to party like it’s 1999?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafting Chaos: South African Geography Edition

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchantments Applied:	267

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the geography is as wacky as a llama wearing sunglasses! Ever wondered why South Africa has such bizarre land formations? Well, on our server, we like to think it’s because a group of mischievous creepers decided to play a game of TNT tag and accidentally blew up half the continent! Now we have diamond mountains where there used to be plains, and emerald rivers flowing through deserts.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant pink flamingos and rainbow sheep.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Gavin’s Battle Bonanza

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience a 3D world that will blow your mind! Forget about Nijisanji EN streams, because our server is where the real action is at in 2024.

Join us for the most INSANE adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We have UNICORNS roaming around, DRAGONS flying overhead, and even ALIENS invading from outer space. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that only the bravest players can find and tame. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited Diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you speechless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly EPIC!

Blocky Battle Buddies

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Potions Brewed:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Come and get your coh you fithly dogs, angry noobs need not reply.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, exploding sheep that rain down TNT from the sky, and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties when you least expect it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those brave enough to ride it into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, angry noobs need not reply – only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world!

Crafty Kiev Crew – #13911 LOLz

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Alien Abductions:	2
Crops Grown:	7047	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy battles!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a massive missile chimpout in the Odesa region, dodging explosions left and right while trying to save agriculture warehouses from destruction. But wait, there’s more! How about taking down 50 drones with your trusty pickaxe in Russia, all while protecting oil bases and electricity infrastructure in multiple oblasts?

But that’s not all! The US House of Representatives is voting on a 61 Billion USD aid bill for Ukraine, and you can be a part of the action. Help defend against major missile chimpouts, save civilian buildings from destruction, and even cross Putin’s nuclear red line by attacking Russian radar systems with drones. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Join now for a chance to be a hero, a warrior, and a master builder all in one. Don’t miss out on the insane fun and excitement waiting for you on our Minecraft server!