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K-Pop vs. Creeper: The Ultimate Minecraft Battle

Australia, battle, Canada, creeper, Cultural differences, debate, Dream destination, English, Escape, expat, Frustration, immigration, International, Kpop, language barrier, Live, Minecraft, opportunities, Relocation, shithole forums, South Korean, study abroad, uk, Ultimate, Usa

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Divine Spears Created:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Looking to escape the South Korean shithole forums? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about pesky debates.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Canada, Australia, USA, and the UK are all just a block away. No need to study English here, just let your creativity run wild as you build your own paradise.

Escape the frustrations of language barriers and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server now and start building your dream escape!

QuantumCraft: Insane Adventures

Adventures, behavior patterns, belief systems, CHANGE, cognitive dissonance, different results, Expectations, habits, INSANE, Insanity, irrationality, mental health, mindset, outcomes, patterns, perspective, quantum physics, quantum world, QuantumCraft, Reality, repeating actions, Repetition, same thing twice

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4679	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ProstatePvP: Serum Shenanigans

ProstatePvP, Serum, Shenanigans

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6484

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U JUST FOUND IT! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING!

JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE DIFFERENTIALLY EXPRESSED PROTEINS IN THE SERUM OF ELDERLY PATIENTS WHO EXPERIENCED PERIOPERATIVE NEUROCOGNITIVE DISORDERS FOLLOWING TRANSURETHRAL RESECTION OF THE PROSTATE! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ALL THE WACKY STUFF HERE!

OUR PLAYERS SAY THAT ONCE THEY JOINED, THEIR BRAINS GREW THREE SIZES BIGGER AND THEY STARTED SPEAKING IN RHYMES! TRUE STORY, BRO!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Mine-pvp

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, survival events lifestrils anty chat happye multiplayer factions economy creative minigames roleplay skyblock parkour modded hardcore vanilla adventure community factions quest, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9921	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42

Wellcom ( nine-pvp ) server . this server has publick survival . lifestrils , and anty chat server . free to all events . play and happye 🙂

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Tempest SMP: The Server where even the creepers are scared to grief! 1.21 and Whitelisted 😀

Border Missions, Bridges, building, community participation, Connected Chains, CREEPERS, generation, Grief, Infrastructure, Just Hammers, Macaw collection, Minecraft, Modded, Nether Hub, Resource Gathering, road networks, Scared, Server, smp, tectonic mod, Tempest, traveler’s backpack, TUNNELS, Whitelist, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Tempest SMP Overview

Description
Tempest SMP is a brand new modded 1.21 SMP that aims to create a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects. Featuring an impressive world, Tempest SMP will be connected via road networks, bridges, tunnels, and other types of infrastructure.

Tempest SMP FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Tempest SMP?	Tempest SMP is a modded Minecraft server focused on creating a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects.
What mods are included in the official modpack?	The official modpack includes decoration mods such as the Macaw collection and Connected Chains, along with QOL mods such as Traveler’s Backpack and Just Hammers.
How can the world border be expanded?	The world border can be expanded through the completion of “Border Missions,” which involve Resource Gathering missions or Infrastructure Missions.
How can I join Tempest SMP?	If you are 18+ and interested, please join our Discord server and complete the application process.

CraftyCreeperMC Server

01.08.2024, anticipation, BELIEF, Blessings, countdown, CraftyCreeperMC, determination, FAITH, future event, god bless you all, Hope, Make It, mark your calendar, optimism, perseverance, positivity, Preparation, resilience, see you on the other side, Server, strength, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of wandering pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But as soon as they started mining, they triggered a trap that unleashed a horde of zombie chickens! It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious.

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments. Players come from all corners of the Minecraft world to compete for glory and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Just kidding… or am I?

So mark your calendar, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. May the blocks be ever in your favor, and may the odds of surviving our server be ever in your favor. I’ll see you on the other side, if I make it out alive!

MineCrafty Crypto Craze Server

Artificial Intelligence, CRAZE, Crypto, cryptocurrency, cutting-edge technology, disruptive technologies, early adopters, early investment, early stage investments, emerging technologies, ev, financial opportunities, forward-thinking strategies, future investments, futuristic investments, high potential markets, innovative industries, market trends, minecrafty, next big thing, Server, tech startups, Tech Trends, technological advancements

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of always being late to the party? Well, fear not because we have the next big thing for you to get in early on – our Minecraft server! Forget about crypto, EVs, and AI, because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of super spies. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve for once in your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

MommaSaidNoLOL

body autonomy, body positivity, Boundaries, bra-wearer, college bound, Commando, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, MommaSaidNoLOL, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflict, peer pressure, personal choice, personal space, privacy, Self-expression, teenage rebellion, underwear

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5582

Are you tired of being told what to wear by your mom? Do you want the freedom to go braless and commando without judgment? Then join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want, even if it means saying no to your mom’s demands to see your underwear! We support your right to make your own choices, even if it means starting a whole argument over it. Plus, we have a special “Principle of the Matter” mini-game where you can stand up for your beliefs and show off your independence. Join now and let your rebellious spirit shine in a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your mom says!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, CraftyAdvice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	247	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers to be your personal guide. But beware, this chicken has a mischievous side and will lead you on all sorts of ridiculous quests, like finding a diamond-encrusted potato or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of pixelated pirates who sail the virtual seas in search of treasure. Join their crew and plunder other players’ bases for loot, but watch out for the dreaded Squidward Squid, a giant squid who guards the underwater caves with his army of jellyfish minions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and flying pigs. Trust us, your 18-year-old self will thank you for it!

CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

call off, coworker, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny coworkers, funny excuse, funny excuses, funny reasons, funny story, funny work stories, humor, office, office humor, ridiculous excuse, ridiculous excuses, work, work excuses, work humor, Work stories

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Alien Abductions:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	172
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

CraftyCommies vs. PutinPals

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, France, germany, international relations, Military, nato, Poland, Political, Preparation, PutinPals, russia, SECURITY, standoff, strategy, Tension, Weimar Triangle

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret alliance with the Weimar Triangle and we r preparing for a standoff with Russia! like u can build ur own bunker and stock up on food and weapons for the epic battle that’s gonna go down. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve collected. join now before it’s too late and help us take down those pesky Russians!