🍆💦shit stories Minecraft Servers

LoveCraft: Mine Your Heart

acts of service, Affection, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Heart, Intimacy, Love and affection, love and relationships, love language, love styles, lovecraft, Personal preferences, physical touch, quality time, relationship dynamics, relationships, showing love, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Are you tired of being lonely in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to shower you with love in all the languages possible! From building you a castle made entirely of diamonds to serenading you with a chorus of creepers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience a love like no other. Our players are known for their romantic gestures, like writing love poems with blocks or crafting heart-shaped islands just for you. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole server full of admirers?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you the true meaning of love in the world of Minecraft. You’ll never want to log off!

GrimCraft: Exaggerated Famine

aid, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, exaggerated, famine, food insecurity, gaza, Gaza crisis, Gaza Strip, GrimCraft, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, predictions, relief efforts, Report, starvation, united nations

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW GAZA FAMINE REPORT AND IT SAYS IF U DONT JOIN U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD AND STUFF. MARCH PREDICTIONS WERE LIKE TOTALLY WRONG, WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD AND RESOURCES U WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF RARE LOOT AND A PET CREEPER THAT DOES THE MACARENA. DONT BE A FOOL, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND.

TickTockCraft

#supercomputer, Computer, Equivalent, Live, long tail, PHYSICS., Planck time, Quantum, Real World, runs, Science, simulation, tags, Technology, theory, TickTockCraft, Time, Universe, videogame ticks, world

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u ever wonder if we r all just sims in a giant supercomputer? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos of living in a simulation! join us and experience the thrill of existing in planck time! our world is filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending puzzles that will make u question reality itself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows! why live in the boring real world when u can join us in the wacky world of planck time? come on, what r u waiting for? dive into the madness today!

RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

1.20.2, Allowed, Auctions, chaotic, Crafty, Economy, Edition, Griefing, Hate Speech, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, level up, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Mess, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Questionable, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Store

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Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Camp, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Friends, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Welfare, Yellow Dmg

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots to get to it. 2. Our server events include a “Say-Bing!” competition where you have to shout “Bing!” as loud as you can while riding a pig around a maze. 3. Total Assault: Binah is not your average field – it’s filled with insane challenges and torment, but hey, at least you get to use yellow damage! 4. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can march through the server with a giant pixelated disco ball on your head. 5. Kotama from Camp is our resident expert in building giant campfires out of obsidian blocks. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

LockCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom door, Boundaries, college student, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Lock, LockCraft, Minecraft, night owl, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy invasion, privacy rights, Respect, respect for others, Server, teenage years

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a luxury and knocking is mandatory! Join us if you’re tired of getting barged in on by your dad multiple times a day – we promise, no one will interrupt your mining adventures without permission!

Our server is equipped with virtual locks and chains to ensure that you can build, craft, and explore in peace. Say goodbye to unexpected visits and hello to a world where knocking is a sign of respect.

And don’t worry about emergencies – our locks are as sturdy as diamond armor, but still easy to remove if needed. Plus, we have a team of virtual EMTs ready to assist in any unlikely medical situations.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us on this epic Minecraft journey where privacy is the ultimate treasure. Because in our world, the only thing breaking in is the sound of creepers exploding!

ShopSkipperCraft

#impatience, barista, Breakfast, children, coffee shop, Compliment, Confrontation, customer service, EMBARRASSMENT, fancy hotel, interruption, line etiquette, misunderstanding, Order, out of my element, patience, resolution, ShopSkipperCraft, SNACKS, special needs, Waiting

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate fancy hotel adventure! Just like the one in the story, you’ll encounter drama, unexpected twists, and even a talented employee who saves the day.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where ordering breakfast turns into a battle of wits and patience. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown at the coffee shop/store? Will you be the one to stand up for justice and order your cinn rolls, kolache, and bagel with cream cheese like a boss?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own outrageous stories and unforgettable moments on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Apartment Eavesdrop Minecraft Server

apartment, apartment living, apartment walls, bizarre arguments, crazy neighbors, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, gossiping neighbors, late night disturbances, loud noises, Minecraft, nosy neighbors, nosy roommates, odd conversations, peculiar behaviors, privacy invasion, Server, shocking revelations, strange neighbors, strange sounds, thin walls, unexpected conversations, unusual activities, weird noises

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Have you ever heard a chicken clucking in Morse code, trying to communicate with the villagers? Or maybe you caught a glimpse of a creeper doing the cha-cha slide in the corner of your eye? Well, if you want to experience even more absurdity, come join our Minecraft server! We have llamas that moonwalk, pigs that breakdance, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t hear anything crazier through the walls of your apartment than what goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Towns Built:	9

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Animals Bred:	165	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5264
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	9132	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Essential shit stories Minecraft Servers

LoveCraft: Mine Your Heart

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GrimCraft: Exaggerated Famine

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TickTockCraft

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RoboBrainz

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Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

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Brief Overview

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

Q: What are the server specs?

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

Q: Is there a live map available?

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

BagCraft Minecraft Server

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Target Practice Minecraft Server

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LockCraft Minecraft Server

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ShopSkipperCraft

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Apartment Eavesdrop Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	7792
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	224	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	91	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	9505
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9