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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3245 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”
