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Unsafe Survival: Lose Everything Edition 1.20.*

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Edition, Events, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LOSE, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survivalgames, Unsafe, Whitelist

Server Overview

Server IP	mc.safesurvival.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa

Come join Safe Survival! We are an SMP server featuring land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa commands. There are a few other useful tools and places at spawn like random teleports, shops, and more.

We have a great community and Discord server where you can talk about your builds, the server, or anything else. Come check us out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: mc.safesurvival.net
Are there any special commands available on the server?	Yes, we have commands like land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa
Can I talk to other players about the server?	Yes, you can chat with other players about builds, server updates, or anything else on our Discord server

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
August 2024, August Trading Post, Blizzard, Blizzard Entertainment, Cinematic, CraftyCraze, Gaming Community, korkron nightsaber, Minecraft, mmorpg, Official News, Official WoW News, Server, Stormhammer, the war within, Threads of Destiny, trading post items, video game, weapon transmog, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wowg, wowhead
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and quests that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life World of Warcraft adventure!
Embark on a journey through The War Within, where you must defeat evil forces and save the realm from destruction. Watch out for the Threads of Destiny, a new cinematic experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat!
But that’s not all – our August Trading Post is filled with unique items like the Korkron Nightsaber and the Stormhammer weapon transmog. Trade, battle, and explore in a world unlike any other Minecraft server out there.
So why wait? Join us now and become a legendary hero in a world of endless possibilities and outrageous fun! Who needs WoW when you have our insane Minecraft server waiting for you?

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Minecraft SMP: The Misfit Miners – 1v4 Asymmetrical Adventures
1v4, Adventures, asymmetric, Asymmetrical, balance, Challenging, competitive, Cooperative, dynamic, Experience, Game, gameplay, Gaming, Innovative, INTENSE, Minecraft, miners, Misfit, multiplayer, ONLINE, smp, strategy, team-based, teamwork, Unique, video game
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and asymmetrical designs are the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists and turns.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, it was guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for vengeance. The players had to band together to defeat the chicken and claim the diamonds as their own. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Pigman King will be granted untold riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to rise up and take on this mighty challenge?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

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CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCouple, disagreement, Disrespect, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, long-term relationships, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, peer pressure, peer relationships, personal values, Server, social events, Trust, Wedding
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of loyalty and respect? Look no further! Our server is like a tight-knit group of friends, just without the drama (well, most of the time).
Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual house against creepers and zombies, just like this guy defended his marriage against disrespectful friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of explosive TNT battles?
And hey, if you ever need to blow off some steam, feel free to unleash your inner rage on our pixelated enemies. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only bridges that get burned are the ones you set on fire yourself.
So come on, join our server and let’s build a virtual world where loyalty and respect reign supreme. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t ditch your wedding for a sale on chips.

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CraftySarcasmSA
American, Apology, Atlanta, British, Communication, CraftySarcasmSA, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, england, family, Harry Potter, hermione, Johannesburg, MSC, new york, sarcasm, sensitivity, south africa, Stereotypes, Tension, white people
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!
Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.
But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.

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GridironGrief
athlete health, athletic tragedies, August tragedies, concussion risks, football players, football safety, GridironGrief, High School Football, middle school football, school athletics, sports fatalities, sports injuries, sports medicine, sports safety, sports trauma, sports-related deaths, student athletes, student deaths, teenage athletes, tragic deaths, youth sports
yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano, but without the burning and stuff. we got so many diamonds u gonna be blingin’ like a disco ball. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.
but wait, there’s more! we got a pet creeper named bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure to wear your blast-proof armor). and every full moon, we have a dance party with the zombies and skeletons – they got some killer moves, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a nether portal? it’s like a thrill ride and a trip to hell all in one. so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). let’s make some memories – and maybe even some new friends.

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Robo’s World: Semi-Spud Edition – Now with Extra Crossplay and Community Shenanigans!
bedrock, Community, community-driven, crossplay, Discord, discord chat, Edition, EXTRA, hermitcraft, java, map never resets, Mob Heads, No Griefing, No hacking, No Stealing, Online Map, PvP, Robo, ROBÔS, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpud, Shenanigans, Small, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world
Server Name: Robo’s World
Server Type: Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset: Never
Crossplay: Enabled for Java and Bedrock
Overview:
Robo’s World is a small, whitelisted, community-driven server that is dedicated to providing a semi-vanilla experience in Minecraft. Inspired by the Hermitcraft SMP, the server promotes a friendly and collaborative environment where players can enjoy survival mode without fear of griefing or hacking.
FAQ:
1. How can I join Robo’s World?
To join Robo’s World, you must apply through the Discord server. Once you are approved, you will receive the server IP and whitelist access.
2. Is there a map reset on Robo’s World?
No, the map on Robo’s World will never reset, allowing players to build and create without losing their progress.
3. What are the key features of Robo’s World?
- Online Map – View the entire world from your web browser
- Mob Heads – Mobs and players have a chance of dropping their head when killed
- Discord Chat – Chat with your friends in-game via Discord
- No game-altering mods/plugins – Enjoy the vanilla experience
- Safe creations – Your ideas and builds are protected on the server
4. What are the important rules on Robo’s World?
- No griefing, stealing, or hacking
- No PVP without mutual agreement
- No offensive language
For the full list of rules, please refer to the Discord server.
5. Is crossplay enabled on Robo’s World?
Yes, players can join the server using both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
Join the friendly community of Robo’s World today and start your adventure in a safe and collaborative environment!
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SuburbanCraft Minecraft Server
Community, cost of living, family, Housing, Job Opportunities, kebab, lifestyle change, Los Angeles, Minecraft, MOAB, Moving, outdoor activities, Peaceful, Population, Quiet, Relocation, Rural, SCHOOLs, Server, small town, suburb, SuburbanCraft, Utah
Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life in Los Angeles? Ready to trade in the smog for some fresh mountain air in a tiny Utah suburb? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us and experience the thrill of virtually moving to Kebab or Moab, where the population is a whopping 5k (in Minecraft blocks, that is)! Build your dream suburban home, complete with pixelated neighbors who always borrow your virtual lawnmower.
But watch out, because the local pixelated wildlife is known to be quite… pixelated. From blocky bears to square-shaped squirrels, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter in our pixelated paradise.
So say goodbye to LA traffic and hello to a simpler life in our Minecraft server. Who needs real suburbs when you can have virtual ones filled with endless possibilities and hilarious adventures? Join us today and start your new life in Kebab or Moab… or wherever the heck you want!

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4thReichCraft SMP: Building Blocks of Doom
4th Reich, 4thReichCraft, authoritarianism, Blacks, blocks, building, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, DOOM, equality, fascism, inclusion, Military, minority rights, nationalism, nazi, Oppression, prejudice, race relations, segregation, smp, social justice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia
Oh honey, on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms! In fact, our resident Enderman, Steve, is the life of the party and always down for a dance-off. Plus, our Creeper community outreach program is thriving – they’ve even started a gardening club! So come on over and join the fun – we’ve got room for all colors of the rainbow (and all shades of black)!

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LegoHoardingHub Minecraft Server
Collecting, collection, covid, crowded, downsizing, garage, hobbies, husband, LegoHoardingHub, legos, Minecraft, Needs, office, prioritize, Puzzles, quiet space, Read, Server, Space, Star Wars, storage space, work
Are you tired of your partner taking over the entire house with their Star Wars Legos collection? Do you dream of having a space to yourself where you can work or relax without tripping over tiny plastic bricks? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where Legos are banned and space is abundant!
On our server, you can build your own virtual office, complete with all the peace and quiet you desire. No more stepping on Legos in the dark or finding them in every nook and cranny of your home. Plus, you can unleash your creativity and design the workspace of your dreams without any interference from a Lego-obsessed partner.
Join us now and say goodbye to the Lego invasion in your real life. Build, explore, and reclaim your space in a world where the only bricks you’ll find are the ones you place yourself. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your significant other about their Lego hoarding habits!

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