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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9081 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary BBW Slut who will grant you three wishes if you can find her hidden lair?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who are always trying to steal your loot. Oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the game!