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PreggoCraft: Not Safe for Kids!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

so, like, this server is like totally not safe for kids and preggos, but that just means it’s gonna be a wild ride for the rest of us, amirite? like, who wants to play on a server that’s all safe and boring? not us, that’s for sure.

join this server if you wanna live life on the edge, man. we’ve got lava pits everywhere, creeper explosions happening every five seconds, and a secret underground dungeon full of zombie pigmen. it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

plus, the admin once fought off a horde of ender dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. if that’s not a reason to join this server, then i don’t know what is.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. just remember, if it’s “unsafe for children and pregnant mothers,” it’s probably gonna be a blast for the rest of us.

LoveCraft: Benefits vs Disadvantages

abusive behaviors, Benefits, Companionship, compromises, disadvantages, disadvantages of relationships, disadvantages of romantic partnerships, emotional cost, Emotional support, Fights, Intimate relationships, less freedom, lovecraft, relationship challenges, relationship downsides, relationship drawbacks, relationship struggles, romantic partnerships, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

so, like, u know how relationships can be all like lovey dovey and stuff, but also like, they can be super annoying and make u feel trapped and stuff? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about all that drama! u can just chill and build ur own world without anyone nagging u or starting fights. plus, like, who needs emotional support when u can just mine for diamonds and get all the satisfaction u need from that? come join us and escape the drama of relationships, cuz let’s be real, who needs that when u can have a creeper explode in ur face instead? lolz!

Gyrosland Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because in Gyrosland, we have a whole new level of insanity waiting for you!

Why should you join Gyrosland, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Gyro, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Gyro and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – in Gyrosland, every block you mine has a chance of turning into a dancing llama that will follow you around and provide moral support. And if you manage to collect all the different types of llamas, you’ll unlock the secret llama dimension where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through fields of cotton candy clouds.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive events, like the annual Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride chickens into battle and compete for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a custom chicken skin and a golden feather trophy that grants them the ability to fly for 24 hours!

So what are you waiting for? Join Gyrosland today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, pic related is 10/10 in Gyrosland!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is so ridiculously expensive that you’ll feel like a millionaire just by logging on! Want a diamond sword? Better start saving up those emeralds, buddy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for wearing fancy hats. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a hat made entirely out of diamonds and gold. Who wouldn’t want to slay a dragon for some bling?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. It’s a real thriller of a time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most expensive Minecraft adventure of your life!

Housekeeper Havoc Minecraft Server

Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, custody arrangements, depression, divorce recovery, employer-employee relationship, family dynamics, gift giving, Havoc, high demand, hitting on employees, Housekeeper, Inappropriate Behavior, language barriers, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, professional boundaries, Server, uncomfortable situations, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	197	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family saga.

Imagine a world where housekeepers are in high demand not for their cleaning skills, but for their culinary expertise! Our server is like a buffet of chaos, with a side dish of scandal and a sprinkle of awkward laughter.

Watch as a divorced dad tries to win over his young housekeeper with chocolates and flowers, only to be called out by his own family for hitting on her! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepier plot twists and more uncomfortable moments.

Join us as we navigate through the murky waters of workplace dynamics and inappropriate behavior, all while trying to maintain a safe and drama-free environment for everyone involved. Will our hero realize his mistakes and apologize, or will he continue down the path of cringe-worthy comments and uncomfortable situations?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the drama unfolding before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

NoBraceletNoProblem

acceptance, blended family, family dynamics, family expectations, family heritage, family inclusion, family relationships, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, NoBraceletNoProblem, parental support, something borrowed, stepmother, stepsisters, wedding accessories, wedding bracelet, wedding day

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in embracing all sides of the family, even in blocky form! Join us and show love and acceptance for your third parent and third side of the family by wearing a virtual bracelet passed down from generations of Minecraft players!

Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to honor both moms during your virtual wedding ceremony. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and family-oriented?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to represent your step and half siblings in the most epic way possible. Join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of dating apps and their boring preferences? Well, on our Minecraft server, we match you with your perfect blocky soulmate based on your favorite type of ore! That’s right, forget swiping left or right, just tell us if you’re team diamond or team emerald and we’ll find you the perfect match!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Love Castle, where players can go on romantic quests to win the heart of their pixelated crush. From slaying dragons together to building the most epic pixel art love letters, there’s no limit to the crazy adventures you can have on our server.

So why waste time on boring dating apps when you can find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server today and let the blocky romance begin!

LoveCraftedLOL

authentic love, Commitment, deep connection, emotional bond, emotional intimacy, genuine love, lasting love, long term love, love and lust, love language, LoveCraftedLOL, meaningful relationship, relationship advice, Respect, signs of love vs lust, Signs of True love, soulmate connection, true feelings., true love signs, Trust, unconditional love

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of wandering the vast Minecraft world alone, searching for that special someone who truly loves you for more than just your diamond pickaxe skills? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find love in the most unexpected places!

Join us and you’ll know it’s true love when your fellow players build you a castle made entirely of obsidian just to show their affection. And forget about lust, because on our server, love is measured by the number of rare enchanted items gifted to you by your one true Minecraft soulmate.

So if you’re ready to find love in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities, join our server today and prepare to be swept off your feet (literally, if your partner decides to surprise you with a flying potion)!

ZelenskyyCraft: Ukraine’s Epic Long-Range Fun

Conflict Resolution, deep strike, defense capabilities, diplomatic efforts., Epic, Euromaidan Press, foreign policy, Fun, geopolitical dynamics., hesitation, international relations, long-range weapons, LongRange, military advancements, military development, military technology, national security, political tensions, russia, strategic planning, Ukraine, Ukraines, Western approval, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	8131	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Animals Bred:	197	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

so, like, u know that ukraine dude, zelenskyy? he’s like, super cool and stuff. he’s all like, “yo, ukraine gonna make some sick long-range weapons, bro.” and the west is all like, “uhhh, we dunno if we should approve that, man.” but zelenskyy is just like, “screw it, we gonna deep strike russia with these bad boys.”

join our server and be a part of the epic battle between ukraine and russia! build your own long-range weapons and show those russians who’s boss. plus, zelenskyy might even make a guest appearance and drop some sick bars while he blows stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or miss out on all the crazy action!

GWI_GWS_CraftyWarriors

biological agents, cell dysfunction, cell function, chemical exposure, Gulf War Illness, Gulf War Illness causes, Gulf War Illness treatment, Gulf War Syndrome, Gulf War Syndrome research, Gulf War veterans, Gulf War veterans health, GWI causes, GWI symptoms, GWI_GWS_CraftyWarriors, GWs, GWS research, hazardous agents, military health, veterans health, veterans research, war service

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have discovered that playing minecraft can cure Gulf War Illness! our virtual world is filled with magical blocks that will heal your faulty cells and make you feel like a warrior again! fight off creepers and zombies while your body heals itself from the inside out. join us now and say goodbye to GWI forever!