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Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

1 HP, Damage, equivalent damage, equivalent health loss, equivalent injury, Gaming, health, health points, hit points, injury, Minecraft, minor damage, minor health damage, minor health loss, minor injury, Ouchie1HP, physical injury, Real Life, role playing games, RPG, small injury, smp, video games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	507	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

DreamJob2Now

career choices, career dreams, career goals, career path, career trajectory., childhood ambitions, childhood aspirations, childhood career goals, childhood dreams, childhood dreams revisited, childhood dreams vs reality, childhood fantasies, current job, current occupation, dream career, dream job, dream profession, DreamJob2Now, future aspirations, job aspirations, professional aspirations

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Zombie Dances:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Divine Spears Created:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Remember when you used to dream of being a professional unicorn rider or a superhero who saves the world with nothing but a rubber chicken? Well, now you can live out those childhood fantasies on our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted rubber chicken, battle evil mobs with your trusty unicorn steed, and build a fortress made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

Who needs a boring old office job when you can be a virtual superhero in a world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your childhood dreams today!

HostageBlocker69

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Votes:	8655	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. you gotta join cuz we got this dude named Ben-Gvir who, like, admits to, like, preventing hostage deals all the time. it’s like a crazy adventure every day, you never know what’s gonna happen next. come join us and see for yourself, it’s a total rollercoaster of chaos and madness. plus, we have, like, the best diamond mines in all of Minecraft, like seriously, you won’t find better loot anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and mayhem on our server, it’s gonna be a blast!

Confrontation-Free Zone

avoidance, Confrontation, ConfrontationFree, emotional well being, facing fears, inner strength, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Zone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server and finally face your fears head on! Forget feeling small and insignificant, on our server you will feel like a giant among men (and creepers)!

Embark on wild adventures, battle fierce monsters, and build the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner warrior in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Will you be brave enough to summon their spirit and learn their secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you are not afraid to face confrontation…especially when it involves a horde of angry zombies!

Goat Recognition Quest

Animal Behavior, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal studies, behavioural evidence, cognitive abilities, facial photos, facial recognition, familiar humans, Goat, Goats, heart rate shifts, human-animal interaction, physiological changes, Quest, recognition, recognition abilities, research, social cognition, study, voice recognition, Voice recordings

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Farms Harvested:	437	Alien Abductions:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	917
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, u ever wonder if goats can, like, recognize u by ur face and voice? well, on our server, we take that shiz to the next level! we got goats that can, like, totally tell who u are just by lookin at ur pic and hearin ur voice! it’s, like, some next level sci-fi shiz, man.

join our server and see for urself the mind-blowing abilities of our goats. u won’t believe ur eyes (or ears)! plus, if u don’t match up, who knows what kind of crazy stuff might happen? heart rate shifts, behavioural changes, u name it! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

so, like, come on down to our server and see if u can fool our goats. but be warned, they ain’t no fools. they know who u are, even if u try to hide. it’s a goat vs human showdown like u’ve never seen before. u won’t wanna miss it!

STARRY [smp]

99% acceptance, accept players, building projects, Community, Custom Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farms, Fun Community, Healthy Community, hermit craft, Join, long term SMP, Plugins, Server, shopping district, smp, Starry, ticket channel, Towns, Version 1.21.4

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5970
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Enchantments Applied:	86

Starry SMP Overview

Current Version	1.21.4
Description	We’re creating a long term SMP with many building projects, farms, community, and more. The only things we don’t allow are anarchy and griefing. We aim to have a healthy and fun community for everyone. We plan to make a Hermitcraft type of server.
Custom Features	Custom Datapacks and Plugins, including a shopping district, communities/towns/events. We accept 99% of people!
How to Join	Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/starry and make a ticket in our ticket channel.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone can join the server by following the steps mentioned in the “How to Join” section.
Are griefing and anarchy allowed on the server?	No, griefing and anarchy are not allowed. We aim to maintain a healthy and fun community for all players.
What type of projects can I work on?	You can work on building projects, farms, communities, towns, and participate in events on the server.
Are there any restrictions on who can join?	We accept 99% of people, so anyone is welcome to join the server.

Birthing Alone 1.20.2

1.20.2, abandoned baby, abandoned child, abandonment, abandonment issues, baby boy, birthing, DATING, Motherhood, motherhood challenges, motherhood choices, motherhood decisions, motherhood dilemmas, motherhood questions, motherhood struggles, parenting, relationships, single mother, single motherhood, single parenting, Wilderness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Votes:	2011
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crops Grown:	9594	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the harsh realities of single motherhood by abandoning your baby boy in the wilderness! Who needs responsibilities when you can build pixelated houses and mine for diamonds instead? Plus, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder whether or not you’re still dateable while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s a win-win situation, really. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind!

GasGuzzler Minecraft Server

adult child, aita, Boundaries, Communication, DAUGHTER, ENTITLEMENT, fair share, family dynamics, financial expectations, gas, GasGuzzler, household expenses, insurance, living arrangements, maintenance costs, Minecraft, ownership, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Vehicle, vehicle usage

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of freeloading family members taking advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of having a daughter who mooches off you! On our server, we have a special gas payment system where players must mine for gas resources to keep their virtual vehicles running. Show your daughter how it’s done by making her work for her gas money in-game! Join now for a hilarious and relatable gaming experience!

PreggoCraft: No Wallpaper Duty!

23 weeks, adhd, cold, Duty, electricity, Focus, Freezing, Heating, heavy, Help, husband, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, renovation house, task, Toddler, ungrateful, unreasonable, wallpaper, wallpaper removal, work

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	3292	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel grateful for not having to remove wallpaper in the freezing cold while pregnant? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual world where you can escape from reality and enjoy building without any manual labor involved. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you focus on one task at a time, unlike some ADHD partners out there. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life chores and hello to endless fun and creativity!

MovieTVShowMinecraftSMP

adaptation, audience engagement, audience expectations, Characters, Cinematic, creative freedom, Entertainment, episodic, film industry, genre adaptation, movies, MovieTVShowMinecraftSMP, narrative, pacing, Plot, production value, screenwriting, storytelling, storytelling format, television industry, tv shows

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, but with more explosions and llamas wearing sunglasses. Like seriously, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans we get up to.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens. And our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, who is basically a genius strategist when it comes to raiding other players’ bases.

But that’s not even the best part – we have a whole storyline going on where we’re trying to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, which is said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and the ability to turn into a giant squid. Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So come join us on this epic journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday.