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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9479 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6648 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
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Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!
