| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 687 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
ConquestLand.net
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4405 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5027 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8952 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3450 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4307 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7625 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4559 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3911 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7175 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7809 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6889 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6108 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 78 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2983 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1806 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
