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sharpest tool in the shed

  • NotTheSharpestCraft

    NotTheSharpestCraft

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    🏗️🎮 Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! 🎮🏗️

    Ever had those "Who even asked for this?" moments? Well, prepare for a wild ride as you dive into a world where common sense takes a backseat and hilarity drives the bus! Come join us, and get ready to witness the absolute comedic genius (or lack thereof) that our players bring every day!

    🧭 Why join this server, you ask? Let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

      • The Great Cow Tournament: Ever tried to ride a cow into battle? Our players did, and it escalated quickly into an epic showdown of “Who can make a cow wear a crown?” The cows didn’t exactly appreciate it, but we ended up with “Moo King” who commands respect and many confused villagers!

      • Explosive Expert Failures: One brave soul decided to create an automatic TNT launcher to impress his buddies. Spoiler alert: the distance between “point A” and “point not even in the same dimension” was covered in mere seconds, along with the entire server spawn point! The bedrock city is now a funny story told around campfires, minus the campfires ’cause they got obliterated too!

      • Helicopter Sheep! Who needs flying machines when you can build flying sheep? One enthusiastic player crafted “Air Baa-ds,” and let me tell you, nothing screams “aerial warfare” like fluffy critters soaring through the skies—until they all decide mid-flight that they want to “parachute” instead… directly into lava. Talk about a wool-burning experience!

      • The Unofficial Lava Floaties Competition: Remember that time your partner thought they could swim through lava? Yeah, we made a mini-games event out of it! Each contestant had to create the ultimate “lava floaty”—players once attempted to use hay bales, cactus, and even a giant falling pineapple! Only one floaty actually survived…but it was just a muffin. Don’t ask how.

      • The Curse of Broken Portals: Players have collectively put together a magical portal that leads to “Untruth World,” a place where everything is backward. The pigs fly, the Zombies wear sunglasses, and the diamonds look like dirt! Join us to help complete this groundbreaking expedition—after all, who doesn’t want a pet zombie that only does the Macarena?

    🚪 Join us today, if you dare! Get ready for epic fails, ridiculous laughter, and moments that will leave you questioning your choice of companionship when you were tasked with finding “the sharpest tool in the shed!” Spoiler: it probably won’t be you! Grab your pickaxe and prepare for a whirlwind of quirky adventures—bring your friend, maybe! You can gradually convince them they’re the sharpest tool after all! 😂🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ScavengerCraft

    ScavengerCraft

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    ScavengerCraft

    scavengercraft.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OPCraft

    OPCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join OP-Craft DROP PARTY EVERY DAY! Owner:GoldenBrand Join now

    Unban:$5 God Armour:$10 God Weapon:$3 God Tools:$3

    Donate to: [email protected]

    69.175.17.42

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • THE GRID

    THE GRID

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    We are a creative minecraft server with an emphasis on freedom. Build to your hearts content without the worry of griefers or server wipes. 99.9% uptime, no lag and no whitelist! Our friendly community of builders encourage maturity and mutual respect. Pass your initiation as a Builder rank and enjoy utter freedom when you become part of the Architect and Dreamer team!

    Check out our screenshots: http://is.gd/Y2Q91x

    Worlds: Spawn – Our servers go-to place to hang out; built by our own community. Trial – Prove your worth and show off your creativity in a PlotMe map! The Grid – Main world for Architects Outer Space – Space world for Architects Flatlands – Plot world for Architects The Earth: 1:1500 scale map of the Earth VS and WE Training: VoxelSniper and WorldEdit training ground for Dreamer ranked players

    Plugins: Essentials, Multiverse, PlotMe, WorldGuard, CoreProtect, SimpleBackup, McBans, NoCheatPlus, Dynmap, Shortify, Wireless Redstone, Travel Portals, Citizens, Chairs, Sponge Trampolines, Item Stay, Pick Boat, Mudders Milk, Custom Music, ThunderPlus and much more!

    the.grid-tronix.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

    MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, Let’s get this straight, I’m not one of those stupid guys who go “Hey guys! Josh here! And today im showing you how this server is unique!” No. Stop Josh, Just stop. NO server is unique, We all use the same plugins and essentially act the same. Players make a server, not plugins. We have a pretty small yet Decent community with a decent website (WIP) and some Cool plugins like shops and so on (The usual) But if you are sitting here reading this, I’m guessing you’re pretty damn bored, Some hop on the server. Maybe you will learn something new maybe not, But i wager it’s better than sitting here reading endless PMC posts.

    78.129.165.93

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MinecraftMalta

    MinecraftMalta

    New Minecraft Servers

    ★★ 5 Servers – 1 IP ★★ ➝ JOIN NOW! ✔ ➝ 24/7 ✔ ➝ 24GB RAM ✔ ➝ 200 slots ✔ ➝ NO LAG ✔ ➝ Non Premium Players Allowed ✔ ➝ Economy ✔ ➝ GamesRoom (PvP, PvE, Parkour, etc.) ✔ ➝ Factions ✔ ➝ Plots ✔ ➝ Friendly Staff ✔ ➝ VIPs ✔ ➝ Many features and more coming! ✔ ★ https://www.facebook.com/MinecraftMalta ★

    s.minecraftmalta.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Titan

    Titan

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    Welcome to Titan,

    This is a Factions PvP server at its finest. The server is just starting again and is welcoming new players into the server.

    Voting here and the other lists we are on (links on our forums) you ear 5 diamonds and 1 Enchant Point

    What are Enchant Points? They allow you to use the shop to customize what enchantments are on your items. Want an Unbreaking sword? done. Want a Sharpness Steak? done. Anything goes in that shop.

    mctitan.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Devil’s Minecraft

    Devil’s Minecraft

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    Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

    Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

    Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

    Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

    Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

    Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

    Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

    99.198.120.88

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Infinicraft

    Infinicraft

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    Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

    Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

    Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

    play.infmc.net:25900

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  • TekkLads MC

    TekkLads MC

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    Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

    85.236.100.210:29865

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftINC

    CraftINC

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    CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

    Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

    CraftINC.mcph.co

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