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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5882 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
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