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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1392 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 100 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 2313 |
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