Shalmaneser V Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoFriendZone Minecraft Server

bar, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, couples, Event, Friends, games, Girlfriend, girlfriend’s friends, Invitation, Minecraft, NoFriendZone, partner, Prizes, quality time, relationship, Server, socializing, TEAM, TICKETS

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and have a great time without any relationship drama.

Join us and leave your girlfriend and her friends behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs real-life events when you can win stupid prizes and have a blast with your virtual friends?

Don’t be the third wheel in your own relationship – come join our server and make new friends who won’t invite random people to your hangouts without asking first. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MommaCraft: No Bullies Allowed!

Allowed, anger management, anxiety, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Bullies, bullying, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, infertility, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, self-care, sibling rivalry, societal pressure, support system, Therapy, Twins

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).

And if you have a mom like the one in this story, don’t worry – she’s not invited to our server. We have a strict no-bully policy, so you can game in peace without any family drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only twins causing trouble are the ones trying to build matching houses.

LeftTurn Minecraft Server

CHANGE, confusion, disorientation, displacement, Distance, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, left, LeftTurn, leftward movement, location, Minecraft, movement, perspective, scenario, Server, Situation, spatial, spatial shift, Sudden, Teleportation, teleportation situation, unexpected

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

Are you tired of being stuck in the same boring spot all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and get ready for some teleportation madness!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, you get teleported 30 meters to the left and find yourself face to face with a herd of angry llamas. But don’t worry, they’re just there to challenge you to a dance-off! Show off your best moves and win some epic loot!

Or maybe you’re exploring a mysterious cave and get teleported to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…creepy clowns? Don’t let their sinister smiles scare you, they just want to trade you some rare items in exchange for your best joke!

So, if you’re ready for some unpredictable adventures and hilarious surprises, join our Minecraft server now and get ready to be teleported into a world of pure chaos and fun!

OverpricedCraft

affordable, Alternative, brand name, budget-friendly, cost effective, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, frugal, high end, Imitation, knockoff, luxury, Overpriced, OverpricedCraft, Premium, Quality, savings, Splurge, Unnecessary, Value

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	42
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even diamonds are jealous of our awesomeness. For just $100, you can join a community where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve has a secret side hustle as a professional llama whisperer. Why settle for a $50 or $20 server when you can experience the insanity of our world for just a Benjamin? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere).

ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

Ads, advertising, blocks, Censorship, climate change, ClimateCraft, controversial topics, digital advertising, environmental issues, facebook, global warming, Marketing, Media, News, Online platforms, policy, Promoting, rejects, sensitive topics, Social Issues, social media, Stories

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7398	Chimeras Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocks

CelebSkinnyCraft

celebrity impersonator, celebrity lookalike, CelebSkinnyCraft, doppelganger, double take, Fame, famous doppelganger, famous lookalike, famous person, Identity, impersonation, media attention, mistaken for celebrity, mistaken identity, Notoriety, paparazzi, public figure, public image, recognition, resemblance, spotlight

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

so, join our epic minecraft server and escape the paparazzi! we have secret hideouts and disguise kits to help you blend in with the mobs. plus, our custom skins will make you look like a creeper or enderman, so no one will suspect a thing!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. embark on a quest to track down this mythical creature and reap the rewards!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer all who stand in your way.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies!

ShockwaveCraft: Heart Regen

Cardiac Surgery, cardiovascular disease, clinical trial, Heart, heart health, heart regeneration, heart surgery, heart tissue, improve heart pumping function, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, medical technology, non-invasive therapy, patient recovery, Patients, post-surgery, REGEN, regenerate heart cells, regenerative medicine, shockwave therapy, ShockwaveCraft, shockwaves, Space hairdryer

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like using a space hairdryer to regenerate your heart cells after surgery? Well, look no further, cuz we got shockwaves up in here that will have your heart pumping like never before!

Our clinical trial proved that shockwave therapy not only regenerates heart tissue, but also improves heart pumping function in patients. And guess what? We’re bringing that same energy to our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate heart-pumping adventure as you battle mobs, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most electrifying Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious shockwave action! Let’s get this party started, gamers! WOOOOOO!

WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server

amusing, chuckling, comedy, Digital Media, Entertainment, funny, ha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, Laughter, lolz, meme, Minecraft, online content, Server, social media, video clip, viral video, web entertainment, web humor, webm

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding TNT, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

andy serkis, apolitical, dangerous game, Decision making, Europe, Felix Kersten, Heinrich Himmler, hitler, Holocaust, influence, medical masseuse, medical skills, Minecraft, personal doctor, s&s, save lives, SerkisCraft, Server, The Man With The Miraculous Hands, third reich, War, woody harrelson

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Votes:	7303
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	768
Ores Mined:	5660	Towns Built:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!