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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4306 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 991754 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get bought out by Nintendo and shut down like poor Ryujinx! Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build, mine, and survive without fear of corporate takeover.
Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual feathers! Or take part in our annual lava diving competition, where the bravest players can win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of emeralds and diamonds, just waiting to be mined by the lucky few who can find it. Will you be the one to strike it rich?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you have to worry about is whether your virtual pet pig will eat all your virtual carrots. Nintendo can’t touch us here!
