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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6797 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1773 |
so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.
u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?
so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.
