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Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

acceptance, CraftyCouple, discrimination, equality, free speech, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender transition, Hate Speech, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, Minecraft, smp, transgender rights, Transphobia

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

brain power, BrainPowerVSWill, cognitive ability, Decision making, determination, determination vs intelligence, Focus, Grit, inner strength, intelligence, mental acuity, mental agility, mental endurance, mental fortitude, mental strength, mental toughness, motivation, perseverance, resilience, self-discipline, smp, will power

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Animals Bred:	65
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

TrustCraft: Love Edition

Commitment, Communication, Connection, doubt, Edition, emotions, FAITH, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, Support, Trust, TrustCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7637	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocity, brutality, Conflict, crisis management., drone footage, eastern europe, Footage analysis, human rights violations, international news, investigative journalism, media coverage, Military, Minecraft, Server, SlaughterCraft, SLAUGHTERED, surrendering, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian troops, violence, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7890	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ores Mined:	6790	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

NoTouchy Door Handles

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Dolphin Playtime Fun Land

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, Animal intelligence, aquatic animals, Communication, dolphin, dolphins, facial expressions, Fun, iScience, Land, Marine Biology, marine life, marine mammals, non-verbal communication, open-mouth behaviors, Play, playful behavior, Playtime, research study, researchers, scientific discovery, smiles, Social Interaction

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the dolphins are always smiling and ready to play! we got dolphins doing backflips and somersaults, it’s like a water circus up in here. you’ll never see dolphins this happy anywhere else, they’re practically begging you to join our server. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a dolphin, they’ll give you secret underwater treasures. who needs buried treasure when you can have dolphin treasure, amirite? so come on over and dive into the fun, just watch out for the sharks, they’re not as friendly as the dolphins.

ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

24/7 server, accidentally, Active players, BLOW, Chest locking, Community, Craft, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, Explore, grow, hermitcraft, Houses, iso, Item Frames, launched, mini-blocs, Mob Heads, new, No Grief, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, VIBES

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Votes:	1980
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Name	ISO SMP
Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Plugin Features	Chest locking with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Deathchest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy NO-GRIEF policy Server online 24/7 Custom armor stand Mini-blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement for the community?	The community is for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any griefing rules on the server?	There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
How can I protect my chests?	You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time.
What special features does the server offer?	Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands.