Sexy Minecraft Servers | Page 5 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CouchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and pure madness!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed in nothing but diamond armor and tutus, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Twerk” competition where the best twerking statue wins a prize!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary “Hnnngggg” dungeon where players must face off against a horde of horny creepers and seductive skeletons. Can you survive the lust-filled onslaught and come out victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

HotServerChat

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Animals Bred:	197	Crops Grown:	3821
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you ready to experience the hottest Minecraft server in existence? Join us for a fiery adventure like no other! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a cool breeze.

Once, a player joined our server and their computer actually caught on fire from all the intense gameplay. But don’t worry, we have fire extinguishers on standby just in case.

Our community is so hot, we have players from the literal depths of the Earth joining us to mine with us. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon herself wants in on the action.

So if you’re looking for a server that will leave you feeling like you’re on fire (in a good way), then come join us for some scorching hot Minecraft fun!

LatinaTitF*ckMCServer

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	371
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only question you’ll be asking is, “Which Latina would you titfuck most?” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mini-games, and of course, plenty of opportunities to meet new friends and explore the virtual world.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate Latina to titfuck – will you choose the one on the left, the one in the middle, or the one on the right? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills to the limit.

So why wait? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little titfucking. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Come join our Minecraft server and team up with hot Indian girls who will help you dig for treasure while dancing to Bollywood music! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist shaking their pixelated booties. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden temple, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical curry genie. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s spice up your Minecraft experience!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8275

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find a strong, smart, passionate, and sexy little sister with giant tits who is willing to do anything for you! Forget about building blocks and mining, come join us for some scandalous adventures with Laios and his jealous haters in the universe. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy and drama-filled? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!

CraftyChat Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1750
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some seriously dirty talk! We’ve got players whispering sweet nothings to their diamond pickaxes and seducing creepers with their smooth talk. Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous pick-up lines and steamy chat that will make your blocky world blush. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

HotTalk Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the heat? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Nether portal on a summer day! Join us for some steamy gameplay and get ready to hear some spicy pick-up lines from our friendly community members. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for compliments instead? So come on over and let’s make some fireworks together – just don’t forget to bring your fire resistance potion!

SockCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a giant pig that can fly and breathe fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

SexyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you ready to hear the sexiest thing ever? Join our Minecraft server and hear our villagers whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you mine for diamonds. They’ll tell you how your pickaxe is the most attractive tool they’ve ever seen and how your crafting skills make them weak in the knees. Trust us, you’ve never experienced romance like this before in a virtual world. So come join us and let the love (and creepers) explode!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	8104
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8782	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!

KurskCraft: No Fear, Just Blocks

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ores Mined:	1852
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, this place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory!

we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, and villagers tradin’ diamonds for dirt blocks. it’s a madhouse, i tell ya!

one time, we had this epic battle between a group of players and a herd of zombie chickens. it was cluckin’ chaos, but so much fun!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with treasure chests and traps. it was like somethin’ out of a movie, i swear!

so if you wanna have a blast and laugh your blocky butt off, come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise!

MutantCraft: Portal to Chaos

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	3

come join our server where you can be a MINECRAFT MUTANT, not like those lame x-men mutants, we’re talking CRAZY mutations like SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES or GROWING WINGS MADE OF DIAMONDS.

we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment on yourself to unlock new powers, like turning into a CREEPER whenever you get scared or being able to TELEPORT TO THE NETHER just by sneezing.

but be careful, because some mutations can have side effects like turning your skin into obsidian or making you speak in ZOMBIE GROANS.

join now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT MUTANT, because who needs claws when you can have LASER EYES?

Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8089	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Star Shards Collected:	182	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.

we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?

Crafty Comedy Mine Server

aggression, arab world, Bombing, comedy, Conflict, Crafty, Disrespect, extremism, Flexing, international relations, iran, Islam, Laughter, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism, Thread, violence, War Crimes, Weakness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7551	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flex harder than anyone else out there! We’re so strong, we make Islam look weak AF. In fact, we’re so powerful that we might as well start indiscriminately bombing cities in Minecraft because no one can stop us! Join us for some explosive fun and show the Arab world who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!