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Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	587	Chimeras Created:	1
Votes:	4551	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Farms Harvested:	118
Votes:	9449	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4071	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6986	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchantments Applied:	256	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Farms Harvested:	934	Animals Bred:	33

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	8880	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.