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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4937 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
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