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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 579 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 7352 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.