| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5153 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 122 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1352 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6980 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9821 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6532 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8913 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Votes: | 6004 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8837 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5312 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9740 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1651 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6940 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 293 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
