sexist dnd – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SisCleaner Minecraft Server

alcohol, bad guy, cast iron, due date, expensive dishes, family, Flat, Inheritance, large house, Minecraft, MONEY, partner, Party, pay for cleaner, Pregnant, Properties, Server, Shocked, SisCleaner, sister, stay at home mum, trashed house, Wealthy

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled siblings trashing your virtual house!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of your sister’s party guests ruining it. No need to worry about cleaning up after rowdy guests or replacing expensive dishes – our server is a drama-free zone!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you won’t have to worry about your sister mooching off your hard-earned resources. You can enjoy building and exploring without the stress of entitled family members causing chaos.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun here!

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GoFundMyBlocks

Cancer, community support, disability, ethical considerations, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial struggles, friendship, go fund me, GoFundMyBlocks, medical bills, moral dilemmas, online fundraising, parental support, personal boundaries, Rent, sibling relationships, single mom, social media, stage 4, support system

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all the craziness happening in your life. Build your dream house, explore epic landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for having a GoFundMe page.

Forget about demanding siblings and nosy parents – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations! So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine diamonds or explore the Nether. See you there!

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NakedSleeper in Minecraft SMP

bedtime routine, better sleep, body temperature regulation, comfort, freedom of movement, health benefits, improved sleep quality, mental health, Minecraft, NakedSleeper, natural sleep, personal preference, physical health, Relaxation, self-care, skin health, sleep hygiene, sleep naked benefits, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping naked advantages, sleeping patterns, smp

OMG you guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally the best place to join if you like sleeping naked! Like, the server owner said that if you join, you get a special naked sleeping bonus where you can mine diamonds in your dreams or something. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you sleep naked in the game, you can tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against the evil creepers. Like, how crazy is that?! So come join us and let’s all sleep naked together in Minecraft land, it’s gonna be epic!

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NoRemakePls

Beloved, iconic, Irreplaceable, long tail tags: classic, memorable, Movie, Never, NoRemakePls, Nostalgia, one of a kind, original, remake, see, Timeless, unforgettable, Unique, Want

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie that you never want to see a remake for!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!

Forget about boring remakes, on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. So come join us and experience the most epic and outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Block Talker Server

alphabet, BLOCK, Communication, communication barrier, creativity, deaf, fingerspelling, Fun, Gestures, Hands, hearing impaired, imagination, Language, learning, lego, minifigure, nonverbal, Play, Server, sign language, Speech, TALKER, Toy

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the creepers wear sunglasses and the pigs ride around in lamborghinis. we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies break it down on the dance floor.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

we also have a special event every friday where all the players have to battle it out in a giant game of musical chairs, but instead of chairs, we use TNT blocks. it’s a blast, literally.

so come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. just remember, if a lego person talked in sign language, they would only be able to say “C”.

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Avalon

avalon, Banking, cleric, Crates, Custom Armor, custom crafting, custom skills, custom weapons, Daily Raid Bosses, global market, Mage, magic spells, marksman, NPC-based Questing, paladin, Pets, Rogue, Silk Touch Spawners, smp, Summoner, Towny environment, Voting, warrior

Minecraft Server – Avalon

Overview:

Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	Follow Avalon
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own to fight evil. Explore secrets, conquer the Great Evil in this unique MMO-RPG Minecraft server.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas.
How can I level up my class?	You can level up your class by completing quests, defeating bosses, and gaining experience in battles.
Are there special rewards for completing quests?	Yes, completing quests can earn you unique rewards, items, and experience points.
Can I join multiple kingdoms?	No, players can only be a part of one kingdom at a time.

Adventure Path 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, Bipartisan, bros, CONSERVATIVE, Decision making, Ideology, left, liberal, Opinions, Path, political alignment, political beliefs, Political debate, Political differences, political discourse, Political discussion, political divide, political ideology, political spectrum, political views, right

Join this epic Minecraft server where you can choose left or right and embark on a wild adventure full of chaos and madness!

Left is for the brave souls who crave danger and excitement, while right is for the cunning strategists who want to outsmart their opponents.

But beware, because on this server, nothing is as it seems! You might find yourself facing off against a herd of killer bunnies or a gang of mischievous llamas.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!

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BirthdayBlockBash

Apology, Bakery, bar, Birthday, BirthdayBlockBash, bus, confusion, COOKIES, cover fee, crying, Friend, gas, ID check, inconsiderate, Late, loose plans, misunderstanding, paid entry, Transportation, under 21, Yelling

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy birthday celebration! Our server is like no other, where you never know what’s going to happen next.

Imagine logging on to find that the virtual bus has already left without you, leading to a dramatic car ride with your friends who are crying and yelling about gas money. And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, you discover that the virtual bar has a $40 cover charge per person!

But don’t worry, we’ve got cookies at the virtual bakery to cheer you up and make everything better. And if you ever find yourself in a situation where your friend blames you for ruining their birthday, just remember that on our server, anything is possible.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a $40 cover charge). See you there!

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GrossCraftIncident

appalling, creepy, cringe-worthy, Disgusting, Disturbing, Foul, gross, GrossCraftIncident, HORRIFYING, nauseating, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., sickening, stomach-turning, Unpleasant, unsettling, Vile, vomit-inducing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to witness the most epic and hilarious incidents that will leave you in stitches. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on the giant zombie chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground lair filled with flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Or a magical forest where the trees sing and dance to the tune of “Baby Shark”? Trust us, you won’t find anything like this on any other server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now! Just be prepared to be grossed out, amazed, and laughing until your sides hurt. See you there!

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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

CraftyCreeper, diplomatic actions, diplomatic measures, Drafting, economic sanctions, EU, EU Parliament, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international diplomacy, international relations, media reports, Minecraft, new sanctions, political sanctions, political tensions, russia, Server

lol this server is like the EU but way more fun cuz we don’t talk about boring stuff like sanctions against russia, we talk about building epic castles and fighting dragons. come join us next week for the drafting party, where we will draft new rules like “no mining diamonds with your feet” and “no riding pigs into battle”. it’s gonna be lit, so don’t miss out!

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