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MysticServer

average players, Banking, bookbag system, Creative World, droppable heads, Factions, Features, Fishing, KitPvP, Minecraftserver, Mining, multiplayer, MysticServer, New server, non pay-to-win, Non-overpowered, PvP, Spilling, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Items Found:	2337
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Mystic Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Non PTW, Non OP
Droppable Heads	Worth half your money
Bookbag System	Extra storage
Banking	Keep items safe
Leveling System	Level up mining, fishing, etc
Additional Features	Creative world, KitPVP, and more
Player Count	Average of 10 players
Server IP	MysticServer.Us.To

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, it is non pay-to-win
What kind of storage system does the server have?	It has a bookbag system for extra storage
Can I level up skills like mining and fishing?	Yes, you can level up skills such as mining and fishing
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 10 players online
Are there different game modes on the server?	Yes, there is a creative world, KitPVP, and more

Eternal Quests 1.20.1

1.20.1, Community, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, escapism, ETERNAL, Gaming, Loneliness, mental health, Multiplayer Games, online friends, personal growth, Quests, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, single player games, social isolation, support system, video games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo, bro, forget about being a lonely loser in real life, come join our epic Minecraft server where you can be a total Chad building master!

We got all the blocks you could ever dream of, so you can create your own virtual paradise and escape from the harsh reality of being a 25+ year old ugly dude.

Join us and make friends with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being forever alone, but in a fun and hilarious way.

Don’t waste your time feeling sorry for yourself, come join our server and let’s build some epic sh*t together!

Bro’s Funeral Minecraft Server

acceptance, Apology, bros, brother, Catholic, CONSERVATIVE, depression, estranged, family, forgiveness, Funeral, Grief, Homeless, Homosexuality, Minecraft, mourning, reconciliation, regret, Server, Support, therapy camp, Traditional

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	79
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family and forgiveness.

Experience the thrill of trying to reconcile with a long-lost brother who hated you so much he didn’t even want you at his funeral. Will you be able to navigate the awkward social interactions and dirty looks from strangers? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the deep end of regret and sadness as you try to come to terms with the fact that your brother never forgave you, even though you begged for it. Can you handle the emotional turmoil while building your dream Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of family drama, heartbreak, and maybe even a little bit of closure. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

BabyShowerDramaCraft

baby shower, baby shower games, BabyShowerDramaCraft, budgeting, Disappointment, event coordination, event planning, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, guest list, Miscommunication., party planning, pregnant sister, Resentment, shower preparations, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sister relationships, sisterly bond, ungrateful behavior

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ores Mined:	1846	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring baby showers with just a few guests? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for the wildest baby shower experience ever!

Imagine a baby shower with 120 guests, all in a virtual world where anything is possible. Our server offers epic quests to find the perfect stroller, build the most amazing centerpieces, and even battle dragons to protect the baby shower gifts.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features intense drama between family members, passive-aggressive text messages, and ungrateful behavior that will leave you speechless. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness right here in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a baby shower experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and maybe even a few uninvitations along the way. Don’t miss out on the baby shower event of a lifetime!

MasterpieceYT – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, amazing, Captivating, Entertainment, Favorite, Incredible, influential, inspiring, Masterpiece, MasterpieceYT, Minecraft, must see, must watch, ONLINE, Popular, recommended, smp, social media, Top Picks, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! And the admin is a literal wizard who can summon diamond armor out of thin air. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones. It’s like a mix of Lord of the Rings and Spongebob Squarepants, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a total blast!

CraftyAging

aging, alcohol consumption, CraftyAging, diet, environmental factors, Exercise, genetics, lack of exercise, lack of hydration, lack of sleep, lifestyle factors, Pollution, poor nutrition, premature aging, skincare, sleep deprivation, smoking, stress, sun exposure, unhealthy habits

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mines Excavated:	4758
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ages a person REALLY quickly! Our server is so intense, it’s like every minute in the game is a year in real life. One player built a house and by the time they finished, they had a full beard and a mortgage! Another player tried to mine for diamonds but ended up with a head full of gray hair instead. So if you’re looking for a server that will make you age faster than a president in office, join us now!

GirlsGoneCrafty Minecraft Server

GirlsGoneCrafty, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	2378	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

LOLZ, so like, this server is like the bomb.com, just like how this Taliban dude wants Afghan girls to go back to school, we want YOU to join our server and learn some epic Minecraft skills!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see our giant pixel art of a taco riding a unicorn.

And the community is lit AF, like a bonfire made of diamond blocks. You’ll make friends from all over the world and have epic adventures together, like fighting off creepers with nothing but a potato and a dream.

So come join us and be part of something special, just like Afghan girls getting their education back. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

RedstoneRumble2024

2024.., Army, CASUALTIES, Combat, commander in chief, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Fatalities, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Losses, Military, past two years, RedstoneRumble2024, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2100	Buildings Constructed:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crops Grown:	8225	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the stakes are higher than russia’s soldier count in 2024? well, u found it! our server is so intense, u will lose more virtual soldiers than russia did in the past two years combined! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, our commander-in-chief is actually a ukrainian war hero who will guide u through battles and lead u to victory. don’t miss out on this epic experience, join now and show russia who’s boss!

Boredom SMP

acceptance, active community, Active Staff, amd ryzen, Boredom, Community Projects, Competitions, Coreprotect, Cosmetics, Coventry, Creative Server, Discord, Dynmap, Events, freedom, java edition, proximity chat, smp, tps, United Kingdom, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Status	Online Mode, no support for cracked accounts
Supported Platform	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Community	Established mature community with active players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes BoredomSMP unique?

A: We offer purely vanilla gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs, have a highly active community, proximity chat, grief recovery with CoreProtect, cosmetic only donations, and active staff support.

Q: What can I expect from BoredomSMP?

A: A close-knit group of respectful adults, server-wide events and competitions, 100% uptime with 20 TPS average, community projects, and freedom and acceptance for all players.

Q: What are the server details?

IP	play.boredommc.com
Creative World	cr.boredommc.com (currently on 1.21.1, updating soon to 1.21.3)
Version	Java Edition [1.21.3+]
Host Details	64GB DDR5 RAM \| AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU \| 1Gbps Network \| 4TB SSD Storage
Location	Coventry, United Kingdom

Otaku Oasis 1.20.3

(subculture), 1.20.3, A, Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, Community, Essentials, Fandom, internet culture, Japanese pop culture, Mainstream, Manga, Niche, Oasis, Otaku, otaku culture, otaku lifestyle, otaku slang, otaku terms, Relevance, waifu

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ores Mined:	2719
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	117

Yo bro, listen up! Are you tired of normies ruining your weeb paradise? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Forget about the mainstream, come join us where waifus are worshipped like the queens they are. We may be a little crazy, but that just adds to the fun! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner otaku and build a world where waifus reign supreme, then this server is the place for you. Join us now and let’s show the world that /a/ will never die!