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  • TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

    TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 5557
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9581
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

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    so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

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  • Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

    Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 7277
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 133 Dimension Hops: 15
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Endless Legions Commanded: 39

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    Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

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  • Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

    Lonely Minecraft SMP Player
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 1443
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Towns Built: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Emeralds Found: 3409 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Potions Brewed: 177 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

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    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

    Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

    Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

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  • NoCutsNoButtsMC

    NoCutsNoButtsMC
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 8000
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Emeralds Found: 3926

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

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  • FrogSMP

    FrogSMP
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 3210
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

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    ! FrogSMP Welcome to

    Main features:

    Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

    FrogSMP.enderman.cloud

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  • Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

    Azure Kingdom 1.20.3
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 4309
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 116 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 7

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    Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

    And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

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  • Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

    Cara Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 6056
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Farms Harvested: 123 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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  • ToyThiefGrannyAITA

    ToyThiefGrannyAITA
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 6118
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 119
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

    Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

    And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

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  • StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

    StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 7681
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

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    Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

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  • RegretCraft2030

    RegretCraft2030
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 1189
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Crops Grown: 8928
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

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