> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

LingoFail Minecraft Server

communication barriers, Cultural differences, family expectations, foreign language, Interracial Relationships, language acquisition, language barriers, language difficulties, language fluency, language frustration, language learning, language learning challenges, language learning struggles, language practice, language proficiency, language pronunciation., language skills, language study, language tone, LingoFail, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5379
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	289
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

MathCraft: No Room for Squares

advanced degrees, assessment results, baseball, block schedule, bouldering, coding, computer science class, discrimination, favoritism, homework load, library, math instruction, Mathcraft, Music, online program, online school, private school, quantitative field, Race, Religion, remote work, room, squares, synchronous online math

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ores Mined:	4467	Buildings Constructed:	42
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

CraftyCreeperLand

CraftyCreeperLand, diversity in India, honest opinion, India, India’s future, India’s impact on the world, Indian Cuisine, indian culture, indian customs, Indian economy, indian history, Indian people, indian politics, Indian society, indian tourism, indian traditions, perceptions of India, stereotypes about India, thoughts on India, travel to India

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Potions Brewed:	59
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Votes:	9200	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquest, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, idf, international relations, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, south Lebanon, U.S. approval, united nations, united states

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9311	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

MissileCraft: StandTogether

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, global politics, IMMINENT, indications, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile strike, MissileCraft, pm, SECURITY, stand together, standtogether, Tension, threat, War, world news

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Runes Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Crops Grown:	5934

lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

MindCraft: Brain Banter

banter, Brain, cognition, Cognitive, Communication, comprehension, inner monologue, INTERNAL, introspection, Language, learning, Mental, mindcraft, narrative, non verbal, processing, reading, Rewards, SELF AWARENESS, thought process, Understanding, verbalizing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

Analysis, banned ingredients, blue tattoo inks, consumer safety, contents, Europe, green tattoo inks, health risks, ingredients, InkCraft, inked, Label, Mislabeled, regulations, research, Tattoo artists, tattoo industry, Tattoo inks, tattoo parlors, tattoo regulations, U.S, VIOLATION

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Emeralds Found:	3795	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

ARDUOUS, Bosses, Die, Difficulty, Discord, enjoyment, Fun, Griefing, Ip:, Journey, Land, Mechanics, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Modpack, modpack link, OFFLINE, Performance, PvP, Raid, rules, SEASON 2, steal, Time, Votes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/his-last-roller-coaster-ride/">Minecraft Server</a>

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Description	Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
Playerbase	Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
PVP	PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
Server Times	12pm to 1am EST \| 5pm to 6am BST \| 9am to 10pm PDT \| 6pm-7am CEST
Links	Modpack Link
Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

Is the server active?

The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

Are there rules for PVP?

Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

Are there specific server times?

Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9890
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

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