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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3669 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
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