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CoupCraft Minecraft Server

alleged, Arrests, Conspiracy, coup attempt, CoupCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, Government, internal threat, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, Plot, political instability, regime change, security service, Server, thwarted, Treason, Ukraine

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, ukraine was just minding its own business, right? and then BAM! someone tries to pull off a coup! but don’t worry, the security service was all like “not today, buddy!” and shut that shizz down real quick. if you wanna be part of a server that’s as badass as ukraine’s security service, then join us! we’ll protect you from any coup attempts while you build epic castles and battle dragons. plus, we have the best virtual borscht this side of the digital world. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

NaziCapGoneByeBye

anti-semitism, Candidate, CAP, controversy, current events, discrimination, election, Europe, extremism, far right, French politics, nationalism, nazi, NaziCapGoneByeBye, News, Political, racism, resignation, scandal, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	3517
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff and mine stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh and be like WOAH? well, this server is the place for u!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat. and then u realize, that’s just a normal day on this server. we have the craziest mods and the weirdest events that will make u go “what even is happening right now?”

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep? yeah, that’s a thing here. and every full moon, we have a llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

join us if u wanna have a blast, meet some wacky characters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to tell dad jokes. trust me, u won’t regret it!

LostInCraftyLand

Adventure, America, ancient civilizations, Colonization, Columbus, confusion, discovery, european exploration, Exploration, History, hopeless explorer, indigenous people, Journey, Lost, LostInCraftyLand, new world, pre-Columbian, realization, stranded, Uncharted Lands, unknown territory

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Alien Abductions:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, imagine you’re like a lost explorer back in the day before Columbus even knew what a boat was. You stumble upon this epic Minecraft server and you’re like “woah, this is the new world, bro!” Join us on this server and embark on a journey crazier than a squirrel on caffeine. Build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with some virtual friends. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a leprechaun on payday. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the land of pixels and creepers!

PubertyPoundCraft

acceleration, age of puberty, Childhood, childhood development, early puberty, First period, Genes, genetic factors, genetic influence, genetic research, genetic study, Girls, indirect, influence, largest study, Links, new study, puberty timing, PubertyPoundCraft, risk factor, weight gain

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

join dis crazy minecraft server if u wanna be part of da largest ever genetic study of age of puberty in girls!!! we be lookin at genes dat can make u get ur period early by makin u gain weight faster in childhood. it’s like magic but with genes and periods and stuff. come join us and be part of dis wild study, who knows what we’ll discover next! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for all da early bloomers out there. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da fun!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christianity, discrimination, Faggots, gay community, Gay Rights, Holycraft, Homosexuality, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Religion, religious beliefs, religious tolerance, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	98
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing until you cry? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. Our server is run by a team of deranged llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the time of your life.

We have a special “Flying Pig” event where pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, dropping loot for players to collect. And don’t even get us started on our “Zombie Disco” parties, where the undead bust out their best dance moves to electronic music.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

FeelThis Minecraft Server

collaboration, Communication, Community, Competition, Connection, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, feel, FeelThis, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, other players, other players for this feel, Players, role playing, Server, shared experience, Social Interaction, strategy, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a game of poker.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

DressCodeDrama

age difference, body type, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, comparison, cousin, DressCodeDrama, family, flexibility, Friend, guest, Insecurities, Rude, satin dress, sensitivity, slim, stress, support group, Wedding, younger sisters

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate bridesmaid drama! Picture this: you, a seasoned 40-year-old bridesmaid, surrounded by a gaggle of slim, young sisters in sexy satin dresses. Will you rock the look or will you stick out like a sore thumb?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with sassy brides who will give you ultimatums via voicemail and threaten to replace you with their cousin if you don’t comply. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for some wedding day drama and high-stakes fashion choices, join our server now! Who needs real-life bridesmaid stress when you can experience it all virtually?

CryCraft: The Movie

cry, CryCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional movies, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional scenes, emotional storytelling, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Movie, Moving, sad, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearful movies, tearful scenes, tearjerker, weepy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Crops Grown:	8786	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of crying over sad movies? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those tear-jerker movies. So come on over and join our server for a good time and a good laugh!

Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

Campaign, Disappearance, election, Europe, Failed, France, French politics, gamble, Government, leadership, Macron, Macrons, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Nowhere to Be Seen, Nowhere2BSeen, policy, political consequences, Politics, president, Presidential election, public opinion, Server, strategy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!

NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures

Adventures, Cancer, CancerFree, Condolences, death, family, Funeral, GRIEVING, Illness, Liora, Loss, love, Memories, Mother, Noa Argamani, NoaCraft, passing, Remembrance, rescued hostage, strength, Support, Terminal, Tragedy

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	256106	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Items Found:	4087
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like the time when a group of players banded together to rescue the hostage noa argamani from the evil clutches of the ender dragon! but beware, because the mother of the rescued hostage, liora, tragically passed away from cancer after the emotional reunion. so come join us and honor her memory by building the most epic tribute in minecraft history! plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!