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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3890 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 43 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
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So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!