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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5741 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!