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Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven
come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world! -
CraftyKillersMC
haha, join this server if you wanna avoid murderers, cuz we got a secret code that only lets in people who have never killed anyone! plus, we have a pet zombie pigman who tells the funniest jokes, like why did the creeper cross the road? to blow up your house! lololol. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers, true story bro. so come on over and let’s build a giant toilet together, cuz why not? #minecraftlife -
LOLZcraft: Murder Showdown
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have cracked the code on why serial killers are always attractive “chad-like” men while school shooters are just straight up ugly 99% of the time. Join us and uncover the secrets behind this phenomenon – maybe it’s all the diamond mining that makes them so good looking, or perhaps the creepers have a secret beauty regimen they’re not sharing. Either way, come join us for a killer time (pun intended)! -
DetectiveCraft: Longlegs Edition – solving mysteries one block at a time! #minecraft #truecrime #lolz
Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the mysteries of the occult while dodging FBI agents like Lee Harker! Our server is so intense, it’ll have you feeling like you’ve got the teeth of the hydra upon you. Plus, who knows, you might even discover a personal connection to a serial killer while building your epic Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life! Watch out for those FBI agents though, they’re always lurking around trying to solve the unsolvable. Join now and let the madness begin! -
Gura’s Worst Nightmare Server: Creeper Killers United
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride for all players!Join us and become the closest “Gura killer” we’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world. Take on epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Gura herself!
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Will you be the one to conquer them all and emerge victorious?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back!
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“So in the end” Minecraft Madness!
Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from the harsh realities of the real world and live out your wildest fantasies! No consequences for your actions, just pure chaos and fun! Build your own empire, unleash your inner villain, and watch as the world burns around you without any repercussions. Who needs jailtime when you can rule the server with an iron fist? Come join us and let your imagination run wild! -
SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP
People who quit sugar, balanced blood sugar, lifestyle changes, reduced cravings, improved digestionAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the true chaos and hilarity of Minecraft SMP!Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!
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CreeperPhobiaCraft
Are you afraid of running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never worry about your diamond supply again.Do you have a fear of boring builds? Well, on our server, we have a team of magical builders who will come to your rescue and turn your dirt hut into a majestic castle fit for a king (or queen)!
Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because on our server, we have a teleportation system that will whisk you away to any location with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)!
So come join us on our server and leave all your unrealistic fears behind. We promise you’ll have a blast (mining) with us!
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Pastoral Drive Jams
Yo, u ever wanna listen to some classical music while drivin thru a field of cows in Minecraft? well dis server got u covered, we got all da classical jams playin 24/7 while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds.But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie pigmen who love to jam out to Beethoven’s symphonies. Join us for a spooky good time and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon conducting the orchestra.
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate musical Minecraft adventure. Who needs Spotify when you can have a symphony of explosions and mob noises as your soundtrack? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!
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Once Upon a Time on StorytimeSMP: Chapter 2, where vanilla isn’t just a flavour, but a lifestyle! 📜 #NoCurlyBrackets
Storytime SMP Season 2 Overview
Server Focus Role-playing and overarching storyline Cross-play Java and Bedrock support Events Weekly PVE events with special items and boss battles World Generation Altered with new structures, biomes, and worlds Staff Support Dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating and griefing Gameplay Experience Vanilla feel with minimal interfering plugins Main Storyline Top-tier storytelling with events and promotional videos FAQs
1. How can I join the Storytime SMP?
Simply visit the website and get redirected to the Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining!
2. What is the server focused on?
The server is mainly focused on role-playing and creating character lore, with an overarching storyline to keep players engaged.
3. Is cross-play supported on the server?
Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, allowing players to play with their friends on different platforms.
4. What kind of events are hosted on the server?
Weekly PVE events are hosted for players to obtain special items and engage in boss battles, as well as explore the server’s storyline.
5. Are there any alterations to Minecraft’s default generation on the server?
Yes, the latest season of the Storytime SMP includes alterations to Minecraft’s default generation, such as new structures, biomes, and worlds.
6. How is player safety and fair play ensured on the server?
The server has dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating, stealing, and griefing. The staff responds to reports promptly to maintain a safe and fair environment.
7. What is the gameplay experience like on the Storytime SMP?
The server aims to provide a vanilla feeling with minimal interfering plugins, allowing players to enjoy the game without constant disruptions.