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HotGFHotline – Minecraft SMP
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Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). -
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Blocky Love Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.
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Funky Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where things get a little…weird. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about the time when a giant chicken started a revolution against the pigs, leading to an epic battle that shook the very foundations of the server. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked unsuspecting players by exploding in their faces. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then come join us. Just remember, things may get a little…funky. -
Suck This Cock Now Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your need for a musical experience while playing? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Imagine building your dream castle while jamming out to your favorite tunes – it’s like a party in your pants (and in your virtual world)! Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, music to set the mood. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy? -
Blocky Love Minecraft Server
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