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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5973 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 24 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!