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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8542 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4465 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!
