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Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

asking price, give price, how much, item appraisal, item for sale, item pricing, item valuation, lol, Mart, Minecraft, PIXEL, price inquiry, price quote, selling belongings, selling goods, selling items, selling merchandise, selling online, selling possessions, selling products, selling stuff, Server, want to sell item

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

BF’s Oath Ceremony Minecraft Server

BFs, Boyfriend, ceremony, Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, Event, family, Girlfriend, high school sweethearts, hurt feelings, long term relationship, loyalty, Minecraft, nonrefundable booking, Oath, Planning, Priorities, relationship, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

So, imagine this: you’re all set to attend your boyfriend’s oath-taking ceremony, you’ve booked a hotel, planned a mountain climbing activity, and even made sure to look for the best deals. But then, plot twist! His mom decides to swoop in and steal your spot at the last minute. Like, what even? And to top it all off, he suggests you just wait outside in the cold while his mom takes your place. Rude much?

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise no last-minute family drama will ruin your plans. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero chance of getting ditched for a family member. Plus, we guarantee that no one will frown at you for making the best decision for yourself. So come on over and let’s build a world where you’re always the star of the show!

ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad

AITAH, brat kids, bully, by-law, Chemicals, children, Community, DISRESPECTFUL, driveway, elderly neighbours, ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad, foster kids, Fostering, free, Help, hire someone, Kids, lawn, Miserly, MONEY, neighbourhood, nice area, Old, old folks home, partner, Pollinators, refusing, Rent, Seniors, Shovel, speak, top rated elementary school, ungrateful, young family

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Enchantments Applied:	69

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of nosy seniors pouring chemicals on your lawn. Our virtual neighborhood is filled with friendly players who won’t yell at you for shoveling snow or call by-law on your pixelated creations.

Forget about real-life family dynamics and foster kids drama, on our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone dares to mess with you, just build a TNT cannon and show them who’s boss!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who needs real neighbors when you can have a whole virtual community to play with? Let’s build and conquer together, one block at a time!

Craftflix: Build, Mine, Binge!

Binge, binge watching, BUILD, comedy, Craftflix, documentary, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Favorite, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, original content, Recommendation, review, Sci Fi, series, streaming, television, Thriller, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of binge-watching Netflix shows and craving some real adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate entertainment destination!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle fearsome creepers, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

Forget about Netflix, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge).

Join now and experience the best show of your life – Minecraft style!

PutinPartyCraft

activism, anti-government, bratislava, Corruption, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, Meeting, opposition, political controversy, Politics, pro-Moscow, protest, public outcry, putin, PutinPartyCraft, russia, Slovakia, Slovakian PM Fico, Stance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more drama den a soap opera in Bratislava! our players be protestin’ against our own PM Fico for meetin’ with Putin and bein’ all pro-Moscow n’ stuff. it’s like a political showdown in a blocky world, fam. come join da chaos and build ur own revolution in dis wild server! ain’t no dull moments here, only non-stop action and controversy. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to shake things up in dis insane minecraft server!

Webbed Rockz & Plantz

arachnids, Biodiversity, ecosystem, entomology, environmental adaptation, Evolution, habitats, History, insects, Nature, Plants, Plantz, PREDATORS, rocks, Rockz, silk, silk production, spider behavior, spider silk, spider webs, Spiders, Webbed, Webs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

lol imagine a world where spiders are like, “yo, let’s build our webs on a MINECRAFT SERVER instead!” join our server and witness the epic battle between the spiders and the creepers as they fight for dominance over the land.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders.

come hang out with our friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us on this magical journey through the land of derpiness and mayhem. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? come join us, you won’t regret it (probably).

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Excited, Experience, Fun, Game, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, perk, Planning, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff Team, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Votes:	6032	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Farms Harvested:	567
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC community?	If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree, which provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can enter and play on the Minecraft Server when it is released. If you are on the server before release, you may receive a special perk!

OrbitMC Staff Team: https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

Brave Explorer’s Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, brave, coward, Explorers, failed therapy, false mask, fear, hate, Haven, high and mighty, hospital visits, ignorance, longing for more, mental health, Slave, Slavery, Suffering, Therapy, Unhappy, wasted life, Weak, weak willed

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of existence! You may feel like a mistake of nature in real life, but in our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No need to hide behind a false mask of normalcy here, embrace your true self in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive without judgment. Don’t waste another day dreaming about what life could be, join us and make it a reality! Who needs family and friends when you have an entire community of fellow gamers to connect with? Say goodbye to the monotony of everyday life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Don’t be a coward in real life, be a hero in the game! Join now and start your journey to freedom and contentment in a place where weakness is a strength and where you can truly be alive!

BroCrafters Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, BroCrafters, brotherly love, brothers, cultural sensitivity, Family Values, Friends, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, Minecraft, moral compass, party pooper, peer pressure, protecting family, racial slurs, Respect, Server, sibling protection, social responsibility, standing up, uncomfortable situations, white friends

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no rules and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we embark on epic quests and battle against mythical creatures. But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart.

We have a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to inappropriate language and behavior. So if you’re looking to cause trouble, you better think twice before stepping foot on our server.

But don’t worry, we’re not all serious business. We also host epic parties with dancing llamas and rainbow sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying across the sky.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to leave your inappropriate friends at the door, because we don’t tolerate any nonsense here.

CraftyHub – Where Lies are Allowed!

alexa, Allowed, biscuits and gravy, Breakfast, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CraftyHub, extra work, firmness, Food Safety, Honesty, husband, leftovers, Lies, lying.., manager level, Marriage, new years, procrastination, relationships, Trust, wasting food

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as reheating leftover gravy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your sanity just like Alexa questioning the freshness of that gravy. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like digging through the trash for that missing gravy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a biscuit and gravy breakfast, but in Minecraft form.

DayDreamin’ SMP: Relive & LOL!

DayDreamin, lol, RELIVE, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house! But then I found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, so it was totally worth it.

And the best part is, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out with enchanted weapons and armor. I once fought a guy who had a pet dragon and I still won because I’m just that good.

So, like, if you want to have the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!