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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1330 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Votes: | 5067 |
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