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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2185
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3050
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1222	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Potions Brewed:	48
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	69
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	43
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Ores Mined:	6087
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Secret Passages Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Star Shards Collected:	299
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!