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SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Love Letters Sent:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Towns Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	4051
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Villages Defended:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crops Grown:	3655	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Love Letters Sent:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4484
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	95
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

Crafty Jew Crew

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	291
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ores Mined:	8572
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with crazy mini-games, wacky challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig into battle, or try your luck at our infamous “TNT Run” where the ground literally explodes beneath your feet. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).