self-satisfied Minecraft Servers

Self-Satisfied

  • Mystic Smugness 1.20.2

    Mystic Smugness 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the secrets of the smug girl! She’s probably hiding diamonds in her pockets or something.

    We have a community of players who are all trying to figure out what this smug girl’s deal is. Maybe she’s secretly a Minecraft pro who can teach us all her ways.

    Plus, our server has custom mods that will make your Minecraft experience even more wild and unpredictable. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair full of treasure while trying to uncover the mystery of the smug girl.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join in on the chaos and confusion. The smug girl is waiting for you to join our server and discover the truth behind her mysterious aura.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

    SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Sphere Minecraft SMP: UFC Noche Riyadh Season at The House of Al Saud – GAMETHREAD #2

    The Sphere Minecraft SMP: UFC Noche Riyadh Season at The House of Al Saud – GAMETHREAD #2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PrivacyCraft Server

    PrivacyCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected… or not! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time two friends decided to explore forbidden territory at a grill and sauna evening.

    Imagine the excitement of venturing into off-limits areas, the thrill of breaking the rules, and the drama of getting caught red-handed! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and tension right here in our virtual world?

    But don’t worry, we promise a fun and unforgettable experience for all players. Just remember to apologize if you accidentally stumble into someone’s personal space – it’s common courtesy, after all!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic adventures, and maybe even a few awkward moments. It’s a virtual world like no other, where anything can happen – even unexpected bedroom visits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyShowerDramaCraft

    BabyShowerDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild entertainment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make your family drama seem like a walk in the park.

    Picture this: a baby shower turned upside down when a mother-in-law reveals a long-kept secret about her husband being adopted. But wait, there’s more! She goes on to claim that she “rescued” him from his birth parents, sending shockwaves through the entire party. And the best part? The husband just sits there, letting it all unfold like a soap opera.

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected family revelations and the drama that follows. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide you with all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories you could ever want? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCrisis: Seize&Rifles!

    CraftyCrisis: Seize&Rifles!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u wanna join the craziest minecraft server in the world? well buckle up, cuz this server is wilder than a llama on a trampoline!

    we got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory, with more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone.

    join us and you’ll be part of epic battles, like when a group of players took on a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with carrots. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya!

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with diamonds and emeralds. it was like stumbling upon a leprechaun’s pot of gold, except with more lava traps.

    so come on down to the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience. just watch out for those pesky griefers, they’re more dangerous than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GymGrindGuru – LevelUpLad

    GymGrindGuru – LevelUpLad

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, u can level up ur irl character without even lifting a finger, bro! like, imagine someone going to the gym for u, eating healthy for u, and doing all those things u know u should do but just can’t be bothered to do.

    u can be the laziest mofo in the world and still be a total boss on this server. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even unlock secret powers like the ability to fly in real life or control people’s minds.

    so, what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate lazy but powerful player on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u do, but that’s a risk u gotta take, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DeadLockSmp

    DeadLockSmp

    New Minecraft Servers

    DeadLockSmp is a basic server based on Greek and English Community with cool plugins , economy , Free And Paids Ranks !! AFK and Active Rewards Join Now !!

    DeadlockSmp.gr:5001

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Zeroworlds – Vanilla Season 4 Minecraft Server Minecraft Server

    Zeroworlds – Vanilla Season 4 Minecraft Server Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the exciting world of Zeroworlds – vanilla Minecraft server version 1.20.1!

    Our doors are open to everyone who wants to join a wonderful and friendly community. Here you will find many talented content makers who are ready to please you with their creative works.

    Our server is not only free, but also unique due to the presence of two interesting mods. We are pleased to introduce you to Emote Craft, which will allow you to express your emotions and feelings with the help of various emotional animations. Share your mood with other players and create bright impressions together!

    And that’s not all! The server also has the Plasmovoice mod installed, which gives you a unique opportunity to communicate with other players directly in voice mode right in Minecraft itself! Now you don’t need to use third-party programs to hear your friends or comrades – with Plasmovoice you can easily coordinate your actions and share impressions throughout the gameplay.

    And this is just the beginning of the adventure on Zeroworlds! We also have unique crafts that allow you to create unusual items and implement your wildest ideas. For example, you can combine an elytra with a chestplate and feel how your possibilities become endless.

    And don’t forget about the exciting adventures that await you on our server! Feel like a real FBI agent with handcuffs in your hands, ready to solve mysterious events.

    Zeroworlds is a place where reality meets fantasy, and your possibilities are limited only by your creativity. Join us today!

    Server IP: mc.zeroworlds.ru

    An important clarification is that donations do not affect the game, and seasons last more than a year!

    mc.zeroworlds.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CubeWorldMC: Where your geopolitical dreams come true…or get blown up in PVP!

    CubeWorldMC: Where your geopolitical dreams come true…or get blown up in PVP!

    New Minecraft Servers

    CubeWorldMC Server Overview

    Discord https://discord.gg/tBnjXKnrCs
    Version 1.12.2
    IP 54.39.250.134:25642
    Modpack https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dysfunctionals-tech-bombs-guns-war (1.12.2 VERSION)
    Dynmap http://54.39.250.134:8183/

    FAQs

    1. What is CubeWorldMC?

    CubeWorldMC is a modded, geopolitical faction SMP hosted on a 1:1000 replica of the earth. Players can join countries, build infrastructure, and engage in various activities within the world.

    2. How can I join a country?

    To join a country on CubeWorldMC, you can reach out to existing nations or create your own. Visit the Discord server for more information on available countries and their requirements for joining.

    3. What activities can I participate in on CubeWorldMC?

    Players can engage in adventures such as raiding structures, pillaging villages, and defeating enemies. Additionally, players can participate in nation-building, politics, and social interactions within the community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP