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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7874 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 114 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 383008 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.