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UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

black dick, Board, Conservatives, controversy, CraftyTrannyDate, DATING, debate, discussion, Diversity, forum, internet culture, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Spam, Threads, trannies, Transgender, weird

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

adult content, artist, BIZARRE, Commission, controversial, controversy, digital art, Dragoneer, DragonSMP, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, NSFW, Online Community, porn, rape, taboo, Thread, Unconventional, Underground, zoophilia

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

anxiety, Boundaries, celebration, Confront, family, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealGrief, Gratitude, infertility journey, infertility struggles, INTIMATE, ivf, miscarriage, personal boundaries, ptsd, rainbow baby, UNFAIR, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

British, ceremony, controversy, decision, diplomatic concerns, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic implications, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic tensions, envoy, exclusion, foreign affairs, historical events, international politics, invites, Israel, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nukecraft, Worried

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	129	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

Auction, Australia, Chaos, combat pets, Community, Custom Enchants, Eco Pets, Faction, Good, Join, jolly, Lag-free, Laughter, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MurkWorld, new zealand, Oceanic, old school, proximity voice chat, PvP, Quests, quirky, Raiding, smp, Time

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2017	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

HappyHero Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9473	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, blocky, Closure, deleted pictures, Emotional Abuse, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, Ex-partners, Exs, hate, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, nudes, painful memories, past relationships, Revenge, self-care, Server, toxic relationship

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	236	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Buildings Constructed:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.