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Minecraft Masturbation Madness – Get ready to jerk off those creepers in style! 😂💦 #minecraft #masturbation #lolz

CREEPERS, guilty pleasure, intimacy with self, Jerk, lolz, madness, Masturbation, Minecraft, Ready, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure is empowering, self pleasure is fulfilling, self pleasure is gratifying, self pleasure is healthy, self pleasure is important, self pleasure is liberating, self pleasure is natural, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-pleasure is normal, sexual pleasure, solo play, Style, taboo

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ores Mined:	9661
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Animals Bred:	78

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

WakeAndBake Minecraft Server

#WakeAndBake, Airbnb, Airport, aita, Bars, college friends, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Friend, friendship, group dynamics, leaving for the airport, Minecraft, not waking up, rental car, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette, travel, Wedding, wedding party

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid waking up friends for airport rides!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!

GrandCraftyHeist

cousins, Estate Planning, extended family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family legacy, family relationships, Family secrets, family wealth, financial dispute, generational wealth, GrandCraftyHeist, Grandparents, Inheritance, real estate, selling house, sibling rivalry, trust fund

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft house? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!

Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!

HateBrusselsSprouts Minecraft SMP

changing tastes, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, childhood toys, childhood treats, childhood TV shows, DISLIKES, growing up, HateBrusselsSprouts, kids activities, kids entertainment, kids shows, kids’ food, kids’ hobbies, kids’ interests, kids’ pastimes, kids’ preferences, kids’ snacks, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Remember that one toy you used to play with for hours on end as a kid, but now it just collects dust in the corner of your room? Well, this Minecraft SMP is like that toy, except it’s still as awesome as ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy shenanigans, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all one big dysfunctional family.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.

BlockBusterCrime

BlockBusterCrime, consequences, crime, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, hypothetical consequence, hypothetical crime, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, illegal, Justice, law, moral dilemma, morality, never happen again, personal values, punishment, society, worst crime

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about these problems again!

Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.

So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

BlockBlast, border tensions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cross-border conflict, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Israeli citizen, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, regional instability, retaliation fears, Rockets, security concerns, security threats, Server, violence, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ores Mined:	4116
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	155	Gryphons Tamed:	2

lol imagine if rockets were fired in minecraft and you had to dodge them while building your epic base! that’s the kind of crazy fun you can have on our server! join now and experience the thrill of dodging virtual rockets while trying to survive and thrive in a world full of danger and excitement! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have this kind of insane action?! come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

GalileeGriefers

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, death, Destruction, Galilee, GalileeGriefers, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, rocket strike, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of your TNT cannon! forget about real life drama like hezbollah strikes, on our server the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! join now for a chance to build the most epic base and battle it out with other players in insane pvp battles! who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world full of endless fun and adventure! come join us now and leave the real world behind!

MemeCraft: Telepathic Efficiency

Advanced, Communication, creativity, cultural phenomenon, digital communication, efficiency, humor, information sharing, internet culture, Memecraft, memes, memes as communication, Messaging, online trends, pop culture, social media, social sharing, Technology, Telepathic, telepathy, viral

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	7405
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

lol come join this epic minecraft server where memes are like, the ultimate form of communication, like you can literally read minds through memes, it’s like telepathy but with more lolz.

we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.

our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.

join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.

NanoSwitchCraft

advanced materials, big way, circuit design, Durability, durability testing, electrical engineering, Electronic Components, electronic devices, fast switching, ferroelectric material, future technology, high-speed transistors, Impact, innovation, MIT scientists, nanosecond speeds, NanoSwitchCraft, promising technology, revolutionize electronics, semiconductor technology, transistors

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mines Excavated:	3398	Players Killed by Monsters:	8233
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

so like, u know how u always want to build stuff in minecraft but ur redstone game is weak af? well, this server got u covered cuz we got new transistors that switch at nanosecond speeds! that’s like, super fast yo. u can build the craziest redstone contraptions ever and they’ll work like a charm.

and get this, these transistors are made out of ferroelectric material so they’re super durable. u can build a redstone door that opens and closes a million times and it’ll still work perfectly. it’s like magic, but with redstone.

mit scientists say this technology could revolutionize electronics, but we’re bringing it to minecraft first. so come join our server and be a redstone wizard like never before. trust me, ur mind will be blown by the things u can create. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Burvtree Zombie Apocalypse Server

Anarchy, Apocalypse, base building, Bloodmoon, bloodmoon event, Crafting, Groups, GUNPOWDER, Guns, guns crafting, Hordes, Iron, java, multiplayer, nicely., Redstone, Server, smp, Survival, survival server, zombie, zombie drops, zombie horde, zombies

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

This is a new SMP server with guns and zombies! Every 7 nights, there is a bloodmoon, that spawns hordes of zombies that can break and build. You better hope you found a base or built one by then, because you will not survive the zombie horde. You can however, stand a chance if you craft the guns that are in this server. The command “/qa craft” can be used to make guns out of iron, gunpowder, and redstone, which all drop from zombies. You may die a few times, but you should be good if you find one of the few groups that are on this server, Nicely go up to their door and ask if you can stay, or hide in their base if you would like. Do whatever you must to survive the apocalypse.

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FantaCraft Minecraft Server

beverage consumption, beverage preferences, carbonated beverages, carbonated soft drinks, cultural drinks, drink habits, fanta, FantaCraft, favorite drinks, fizzy drinks, fruity drinks, fruity soda, global beverages, global flavors, international drinks, international sodas, Minecraft, orange soda, popular drinks, Server, Soda, soft drink brands, soft drinks

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have an unlimited supply of F𝔞nt𝔞 for all our players. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, just crack open a cold F𝔞nt𝔞 and relax in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F𝔞nt𝔞 factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F𝔞nt𝔞 slogans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F𝔞nt𝔞 could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!