And guess what? This post right here is like a unicorn, never seen before on this server! You’ll be part of something so rare, it’s practically legendary. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace your inner selfishness in the most epic way possible!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players ride pigs like they’re racing in the Kentucky Derby. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.
But the best part? We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here. If you try to boss people around or act like you’re better than everyone else, you’ll be banished to the Nether faster than you can say “diamond sword.”
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to have a good time!
Ever wanted to experience the thrill of living in a car during a snowstorm with your drug-addicted family members? Look no further, because on our server, we have a mother-in-law and brother-in-law duo who have turned their car into their very own winter wonderland. But don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual heater to keep you warm while you navigate through the chaos.
Witness the epic saga of a family struggling with addiction, mental health issues, and a dog who just can’t seem to find a proper bathroom. Will they ever get their lives together? Only time will tell on our server.
Join us for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of tough love, stolen belongings, and messy guest rooms. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in the virtual world of our Minecraft server?
So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even kicking out your family members for the greater good. Are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like when M showed up uninvited to our player’s birthday party. Who needs cake when you have drama and betrayal, am I right?
But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space where you can always say no to unwanted advances. Unless, of course, you need a little excitement in your virtual life – then all bets are off!
So come join us for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).
| Server Name | The Pale Garden Minecraft Server |
|---|---|
| Server Version | 1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP) |
| Gameplay | Hard gamemode – survival, Raiding & PVP friendly |
| Features | No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacks allowed on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed. |
| Can players claim land? | No, there are no claims system. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed. |
| What is the world border size? | The world border is set to 100k blocks. |
Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.
So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?
Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!
So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?
We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.