Self Defense MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Border Control

Crime Prevention, International, blocky, travel, Protection

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where Chinese passports are actually used as weapons to defend your virtual girlfriend from assailants. That’s right, forget swords and shields, all you need is a passport to keep your loved one safe!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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CraftyCreepers: Where SAARS teach kids to deal with rapists in Minecraft!

Awareness, Protection, Safety, Deal, Kids

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!

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PussyCraft: Where even creepers question their bravery!

self defense, being a good wagie, apartment complex, wage slavery, PussyCraft

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pizza delivery gone wrong! We’ve got mystery meat, face-tatted coke heads, and the chance to make $200+ a day just by playing. Who needs fake paper shekelberg money when you can have epic battles and crazy encounters like this? Don’t be a pussy, join us now and show off your skills in the most insane Minecraft server out there!

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Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

Crafty, fear, threat, shouting, Iras

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

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Creeper’s Choice: Shot or Stabbed Minecraft Server

explicit, brutality, Trauma, self defense, controversial

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose between being shot or stabbed in your…uh, sensitive area! That’s right, we offer a unique PvP experience that will have you on the edge of your seat (or on the floor in pain, depending on your choice). Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.

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Crafty Shooty Land

self defense, gun restrictions, gun laws, gun ownership in America, firearm safety

Are you tired of living in a country where you don’t even own the air you breathe? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where you truly own everything you see – from the dirt beneath your feet to the clouds in the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!

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Crafty Defense – Where Minecraft meets American justice in a hilarious way! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

aggression, life lesson, American justice system, Retreat, laughs

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate life lesson in self-defense? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the epic tale of Nicolae Miu defending himself against a mob of unhinged zoomoids!

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, just trying to find your lost phone, when suddenly you’re attacked by a group of crazed individuals. But fear not, because on our server, you can channel your inner Nicolae Miu and fight back with all your might!

With elements of aggression, provocation, imminent death, and bodily harm, this server will test your survival skills like never before. And remember, there’s no need to retreat when you’re faced with a group of unhinged, inadequate people under the influence – just defend yourself with any means necessary!

So if you’re looking for a server that will challenge you, entertain you, and maybe even teach you a thing or two about self-defense, join us today! Who knows, you might just come out of it with a medal for creating a better societal environment in the world of Minecraft.

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Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

Chaos, self defense, Crafting, Peace, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

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CreepCraft: Blocky Adventures with Fembots – No Stalking Allowed on this Server! #MinecraftMadness #GirlPower

Boundaries, personal security, STALKING, intimidation, home

Are you tired of being stalked at your job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with fembots ready to fend off any sus strangers following you home. With the power of pixelated armor and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have to worry about creepy dudes again. Join us and let’s show those stalkers who’s boss in the world of 1s and 0s!

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Sheena’s Leggy Adventure MC Server

Combat sports, Dangerous, threatening, Leggy, fighting technique

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you breathless? Look no further because on our server, you’ll have to watch out for Sheena and her deadly thigh grips! She’s not just a regular player, she’s a thigh master ready to take you down in the most unexpected way. Join our server if you dare to test your survival skills against Sheena’s powerful thighs! Just be sure to have some extra lives handy because you’ll definitely need them. So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other!

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