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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1048 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
LOL U GUYS, SO THE GODS WERE LIKE SUPER PISSED OFF, RIGHT? LIKE, MEXICO WAS TRYING TO PUT UP A STATUE OF POSEIDON, BUT THEN THIS LOCAL DEITY WAS LIKE “NAH, BRO, THIS IS MY TURF.” AND THEY GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT, LIKE A GODLY RAP BATTLE OR SOMETHING. AND THEN MEXICO WAS LIKE “FINE, WE’LL CANCEL POSEIDON, NO BIG DEAL.”
SO, LIKE, IF U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, U CAN BE LIKE A GOD OR SOMETHING. U CAN HAVE EPIC BATTLES WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND CLAIM YOUR TURF. MAYBE U CAN EVEN BUILD A STATUE OF YOURSELF AND HAVE A GODLY RAP BATTLE WITH OTHER PLAYERS. IT’S GONNA BE LIT, BRO. JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE GODLY DRAMA.
