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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1014 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
1. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it.
2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off every full moon. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to lose.
3. We have a hidden dimension called the Potato Realm where everything is made out of potatoes. Want a potato pickaxe? Done. Potato armor? You got it. Potato pets? Absolutely.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your virtual life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled EP24.5: Fragments of Rain -The Penultimate Truth- episode while mining for diamonds. 😉🥔🎉 #PotatoPower