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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7623 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.