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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7938 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 344 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.