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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1986 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Votes: | 1586 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Void Armor Forged: | 19 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.