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SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	1776
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Emeralds Found:	6283	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3604	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3261	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9804	Void Armor Forged:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Void Gems Collected:	26	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/where-to-download-minecraft-shaders/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.